The 2015 5th Annual Dojo Awards Show (Hosted by Ethan Hawke)
Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2016 10:47 am
Welcome ladies and gentleman to the 2015 5th Annual Dojo Awards live from the Kodak theatre. This is 5th Awards since the sexy Riku Rose rebranded them back in 2010 and his first year back organizing them since 2011 after being heartbroken that not many people participated last year resulting in no ceremony for the first time since the rebrand.
*Riku Rose walks out on stage*
Riku Rose:
Welcome all. This has been a great year for us all with the announcement of Shenmue III after years of little or no information. I'll be the first to hold my hands up and say I never thought that day would come and was dreading the day I would log in here to see some of the peoples posts that I love to read still hadn't posted for another day. Nearly all forums that focus on one product wither away at some point so I'm glad to see that at E3 we got an adrenaline needle in the arm too keep this place going well into the future.
It's seen the return of many old faces, even if it was for one post to say they were so proud to be part of this community and then never post again. It looks like with the promised release of 2017 and the likely delay into 2018 that we will see our little community continue to grow. If it wasn't for this I doubt we would have been able to get Ethan Hawke to host tonight and we all know that no one wanted Brendan Fraser to host for the 4th time. So before the show get's started let's look back at previous awards ceremony's.
Please see below for the list of previous winners:
Game of the Year:
2010: Deadly Premonition
2011: Batman: Arkham City
2012: Assassin's Creed III
2013: The Last of Us
Buzz Killington Award:
2010:
1st - Ryudo and Dorian
2nd - Kiba and Jokatech19
3rd - Crimson Ryan
2011:
1st - Dorian
2nd - Ryudo
3rd - Kiba
2012:
1st - Ryudo
2nd - Dorian
3rd - KiBa
2013:
1st - AnimeGamer183
2nd - mue26
3rd - M1TT3NZ and Ryudo
Biggest Bully:
2010:
1st - Ryudo
2nd - Oppy
3rd - Dorian and OL
2011:
1st - Ryudo
2nd - Riku Rose and M1TT3NZ
3rd - Dorian
2012:
1st - Ryudo
2nd - Riku Rose
3rd - MiTT3NZ
2013:
1st - QWERTY
2nd - M1TT3NZ
3rd - beedle
Biggest Punchbag:
2010:
1st - Jokatech19
2nd - Jeff
3rd - Axm, Kiba, Oppy and DoubleORen
2011:
1st: Jokatech19
2nd: Riku Rose
3rd: Tuffy, Crimson Ryan, Shengoro86, Dorian and Spokane
2012:
1st - Ryudo
2nd - Dorian
3rd - Jokatech19
2013:
1st - Animegamer183
2nd - Ryudo
3rd - mue26
Funniest Member:
2010:
1st - Kiba
2nd - Gingefners
3rd - Ryudo and Oppy
2011:
1st - Spokane, OL, Animegamer183
2nd - Ryudo
3rd - Brothaman, Gingefners, M1TT3NZ and Kiba
2012:
1st - Kiba
2nd - Brothaman
3rd - Riku Rose
2013:
1st - QWERTY and Let's Get Sweaty
2nd - M1TT3NZ and South Carmain
3rd - Rakim
Coolest Member:
2012:
1st - OL and MiTT3NZ
2nd - Segata Sanshiro Jr.
3rd - Brothaman and Spokane
2013:
1st - Rakim
2nd - Kenny and OL
3rd - Peter
Worst Member:
2010:
1st - Jokatech19
2nd - DoubleORen
3rd - Dorian
2011:
1st - Ryudo and Dorian
2nd - Oppy, QWERTY, Martin and Gingefners
3rd - Luvly KM, Yukio and Beedles
2012:
No Award
2013:
1st - Animegamer183
2nd - Ryudo
3rd - QWERTY and mue26
Member of the Year:
2010:
1st - Kenny
2nd - Riku Rose, Henry Spencer and Wude,
3rd - Ryudo
2011:
1st- OL
2nd- Henry
3rd- Peter
2012:
1st - Peter
2nd - Spokane
3rd - Segata Sanshiro Jr.
2013:
1st - MiTT3NZ
2nd -Let's Get Sweaty
3rd - Henry Spencer
Now please put your hands together for our host this evening, Mr Ethan Hawke!
*Ethan Hawke walks out on stage*
Ethan Hawke:
Umm... Welcome to these internet fan award things for the Shamu Dojo centre... Anyway our first award of the evening is for the game of the year. Here to present the award is Bono's Dad:
Jack Nicholson:
Video games are becoming very realistic... So lets get started:
GOTY
In 3rd Place - Tales of the Borderlands
In 2nd Place - Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
In 1st Place:
Ethan Hawke:
Here to present the Buzz Killington award is your uncles new girlfriend who's 15 years younger then him and your geography teacher:
Bill Murray:
I was in a Ghostbusters video game so I get this stuff:
Buzz Killington:
In 3rd Place -Yokosuka and mue26
In 2nd Place - Peter
In 1st Place -
Ethan Hawke:
Here to present the biggest bully award is your mum's friend who was hot when you was in school and your friend who slept with her:
Matthew McConaughey:
All right, all right, all right:
Biggest Bully:
In 3rd Place - MiTT3NZ
In 2nd Place - South Carmain
In 1st Place -
Ethan Hawke:
The next award is for the biggest punchbag, here to present the award is someone who would never date any of the nominees:
Angalina Jolie:
Speaking as someone who was very popular at school I can understand how hard it is to be bullied:
Biggest Punchbag:
In 3rd place - Jeff
In 2nd Place - mue26
In 1st Place:
Ethan Hawke:
The next award is for the funniest member and here to present it is a man who has never laughed in his life:
Liam Neeson:
...
Funniest Member:
In 3rd Place - South Carmain
In 2nd Place - OL
In 1st Place:
Ethan Hawke:
The next award is the coolest member award and here to present it is someone who clearly doesn't want to be here:
Sean Penn:
How the fuck can you have someone who's cool on an internet forum? This award means about as much as me winning winning the long jump in the Paralympics:
Coolest Member:
In 3rd Place - Yokosuka, Bambi and Ziming
In 2nd Place - OL
In 1st place:
Ethan Hawke:
Next up we have the award for the worst member, here to present the award is Kiba:
Kiba:
*Kiba goes on a long rant about something*
Worst Member:
In 3rd Place - Shengoro86 and mue26
In 2nd Place - AnimeGamer183
In 1st Place:
Ethan Hawke:
Well tonight has been fun but we have one award left and it's the biggest one of the night. The person to present it is also our biggest guest of the evening, ladies and gentleman I give you Yu Suzuki:
Yu Suzuki:
See I have more then just that sailor shirt!
Member of the year:
In 3rd Place - South Carmain
In 2nd Place - OL and Switch
The Member of the year is:
Ethan Hawke:
Thanks for all coming out tonight. Feel free to all stay for the afterparty but to get us in the mood we have some music for you. Please welcome Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers:
See you all next year
