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by **FRASIER** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:01 pm

Welcome to the weirdest place around. You ain't safe, you ain't welcome, nobodys your friend, nobody wants to know. The end.

by **Fist of Legend** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:37 am

long time lurker, decided to register. Hi

by **FRASIER** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:59 am

^how long? why now? who are you really?

by **Fist of Legend** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:10 am

JOSHUA wrote:^how long? why now? who are you really?

Maybe Jan 07? Not sure, used to pop in and out when looking for back info on Shenmue, just never got round to registering. Been playing Dreamcast for years and found a bunch of my old Shenmue stuff I thought had long since been lost, decided to register. That's it really

As for who I really am, this is me. Apparently there's a Wiki page complete with humorous defacements from time to time, but I've never bothered to check..

by **MiTT3NZ** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:21 am

Don't mind him paperghost, he's fail-prone.

by **FRASIER** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:37 am

^obsession is a form of flattery so I thank you.

by **Axm** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:11 am

Welcome to the forums you newbie grunts. Id like to just line you all up like bowling pins and hit you with watermelons. Whole ones.
But im not..
You are safe here.
I will be your new father.

Now go mow the grass around the Shenmue tree.
Then you can watch TV. But only for 30 minutes.
And eat some cookies. But only 1.
Bed time is 9pm.

Do these things everyday and I will tell you about the 3 Blades.
Maybe.... *shifty eye's*

by **MiTT3NZ** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:08 pm

Sticks and stones may break my bones... (but words will hurt forever.....)

by **beedle** » Thu May 22, 2008 9:07 am

I'm new here, greet me.

by **FRASIER** » Thu May 22, 2008 9:08 am

by the way of forwardness I wouldn't say you were 100% legitimately new, but welcome anyway.

by **Gingefners, The** » Thu May 22, 2008 9:33 am

beedle'R'us wrote:I'm new here, greet me.

No. Fuck off. Bet you haven't even played Shenmue, you troll! Go put that in a blog and smoke it.

It's the beginning of the end here. You just watch. The forum will go to shit. Shenmue UK will die. The economy will go down the crapper more and more. Bleak times in the next few years :sad:

by **FRASIER** » Thu May 22, 2008 9:40 am

^amazing.

by **beedle** » Thu May 22, 2008 10:48 am

I have never had an account on this forum before.

Oh and thanks Gnfnrs, maybe I will do that.

by **Churchy** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:21 pm

Hey there everyone! I set up an account awhile ago but thanks to A levels its been hard to do anything apart from coursework and exams! Anyway I've been a fan of shenmue since it first came out and I'm also a member of the campaign so hopefully I can now get involved in that too!

by **Mon1018** » Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:35 pm

I got the information!!
Excellent information.Many thanks!

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