Truth about Shenmue... reality?

by **Juanfran** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 4:49 am

Actually, Ryo is about 35 by now, maybe he got a burst of testosterone, settled down and had about fifteen kids with his wife. And on Sundays, he goes to the pub with Ichiro and Naoyuki to watch J-League soccer.

by **Daemos** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 12:04 am

by **Ajiichi** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 8:48 pm

and the bartender still offers him milk

by **mikec_ct** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:13 pm

Only question: is the wife someone we've met yet????

WhiteShadow: "Shenmue: Ryo's Mid-Life Crisis" could be your game concept!!!! Missions include driving the kids to baseball practice, watching your weight, and having affairs with high school girls! QTE's include spraying Rogaine on Ryo's scalp and trying not to injure his back while cleaning the roof gutter!

by **Forklift#5** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:18 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

by **SpringChick** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 11:06 pm

mikec_ct wrote:"Shenmue: Ryo's Mid-Life Crisis" could be your game concept!!!! Missions include driving the kids to baseball practice, watching your weight, and having affairs with high school girls! QTE's include spraying Rogaine on Ryo's scalp and trying not to injure his back while cleaning the roof gutter!

But he's only 35, a bit too early for all that. Give him another ten years or so.

by **mikec_ct** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 9:17 pm

SpringChick wrote:
mikec_ct wrote:"Shenmue: Ryo's Mid-Life Crisis" could be your game concept!!!! Missions include driving the kids to baseball practice, watching your weight, and having affairs with high school girls! QTE's include spraying Rogaine on Ryo's scalp and trying not to injure his back while cleaning the roof gutter!

But he's only 35, a bit too early for all that. Give him another ten years or so.

LOL

by **BationMaster** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 12:23 am

or maybe the Shenmue Saga isn't over and now its in a repetitive cycle... "you killed my father, no your father killled my father... NOOOOO!!!"

by **goaliefrk** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 1:42 pm

Maybe the next Shenmue games will be about Ryo's son trying to avenge Ryo's death....he was killed by Tom the Hot Dog guy.

by **Sonic Mirrorz** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 10:39 pm

RYOs SON "that day when the snow turned to rain DID YOU KILLY MY FATHER"

TOM "I..I..I CANT REMEMBER MON"

RYOs SON "Is that so....kepp it moving man"

by **white lotus** » Wed Jul 23, 2003 7:51 pm

Zhao wrote:well the whole story isnt made up, the part about the phoenix and the dragon are real...(well there not going to destroy the earth) but the legend about them is true.

the Chi Yu is in Japanese folklore

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by **white lotus** » Wed Jul 23, 2003 7:54 pm

Ajiichi wrote:and the bartender still offers him milk

Bartender "heres milk for the school boy!"

Ryo "dude! Im forty and your like what? 70? What an asshole!"

by **Yusuke** » Wed Jul 23, 2003 7:56 pm

hahahaha yeah ryo goes through a mid life crisis and when he pratices in the park he falls and brakes his hip then ren runs up to him and steals his wallet that would be some funny stuff

by **Daemos** » Wed Jul 23, 2003 11:37 pm

by **St. Elmo's Fire** » Sat Jul 26, 2003 10:48 am

LOL, that would be pretty damn funny actually!

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