Shenmue Dojo

Ok so ive been thinking about this for awhile now and finally decided to execute on it. Yes I know ive been going Meme happy lately. That was just the start of it.
Inspired by the likes of Sir Yokosuka Martian with his Shenmue meme's, I thought it would be great if we can all come together in good intentions and make fun of Shenmue, ourselves and Sega/Yu Suzuki.

Shall I begin? Yes I shall.
Apologies to those that don't "get it". This thread wasn't made for you.
Thanks to those that choose to contribute other works of art to this thread. Your donations go towards no starving children or any good causes what so ever. Only to our cheap sense of humor and bucket of tears.

Right away, my "in game" Shenmue ones arent as good as my IRL Shenmue 3/Sega ones.
I hope someone else can contribute more of those.
I feel this series has alot of material to be used.

Golden, lol!

Some terrible ones in there, but some pretty good ones too haha. Martian takes the crown though, no one can make Shenmue meme's like him. Even if it was only the the strength of his signature one alone!

Yeah, me too. It made Ryo sound charismatic, which was out of the ordinary.

I thought this one would be funny after all those times you get rejected by the random citizens of Yokosuka

Here's another beauty. Scumbag Shenmue.