Ridiculous Questions to ask Yu Suzuki During a Postmortem QA

[Yokosuka Martian]

I was amused by the surprisingly (mostly) bad questions asked to Suzuki during the Shenmue post-mortem, so I thought it would be a great idea to create a thread and post our own stupid questions to Suzuki. I'll start.


"What was the type of wood you used for the dojo floor? It looked like oak to me."

[Rakim]

"Mr. Suzuki, How did Mark get to Japan in the first place? Everyone knows black people can't swim."

[Yamagashi-San]

"Have you ever ate toast whilst thinking about Shenmue III? If so, what was on the toast?"

[BlueMue]

"If Ren ran in circles around the fountain at Pigeon Park, how fast would he run?"

[MiTT3NZ]

What time is it?

[Who Really Cares?]

How about all them Yakuza games?

[Yokosuka Martian]

lmao these are gold. Almost laughed too loud in my office cubicle

[Radar]

"Where is toilet paper"?

[Yokosuka Martian]

"So does Ine-San spit or swallow?

[Giorgio]

"Hi, Yu Suzuki. Thank you, for coming at the GDC 2014. We see that in Ryo's house there's a toilet. But Ryo never use it. Why?"

[Bambi]

Anything to do with Shenmue 3, obviously.

[Fenix]

"Where is toilet paper"?

Ryo wears a brown jacket.