Shenmue Bloopers

by **Miles Prower** » Mon May 12, 2003 3:34 pm

Biker: Go on, kiss off punk!
Ryo: OK(kisses him on the lips)

Rude girl: Jerk-off!!
Ryo: OK
(starts jerking off)

by **Louis** » Mon May 12, 2003 3:43 pm

hehe,

lan d, goes to finish off iwow, but says "hadooooooken" and a fireball appears from his hands. AM2 gets sued by capcom

by **Paul** » Mon May 12, 2003 3:44 pm

That last one didn't sound like you Miles! Anyway, I don't have any more bloopers in me! Have a look on the last blooper topic and the one in the old fourums for mine!

by **-DARKSIDE-** » Mon May 12, 2003 5:48 pm

(Lan Di walks in a bathroom) "For the last time where is the mirror?"

Bathroom attendant "You never asked a first time"

(Lan Di kills the bathroom attendant the same way he kills Iwoa)

(Men in black suits walk in with a mirror ripped out of a wall) " Lan Di sama we have it"

(they all walk away while dramatic music plays)

by **Ichi-Ban-San** » Mon May 12, 2003 6:53 pm

Well I'm not sure what u mean by blooper - do u mean cock up? The most major one in S2 is the fact that "Lucky Hit" and variations arent played that commonly in China (they probably are but its more of a Japanese thing). Plus you wouldnt belive the number of times that its been refeared to as "pachinko" which is actualy a slightly different thing.

Goro: "hey bro!"
Ryo: "hey you big haired twat!"

:lol:

by **Paul** » Tue May 13, 2003 8:00 am

Ichi-Ban-San wrote:

Goro: "hey bro!"
Ryo: "hey you big haired twat!"

Thats what we mean by a blooper. Things that didn't happen but would be funny if they did.

by **Juanfran** » Tue May 13, 2003 8:41 am

Ryo is training in the free parking lot. Suddenly, a car comes in and knocks him down

by **Miles Prower** » Tue May 13, 2003 8:54 am

Juanfran wrote:Ryo is training in the free parking lot. Suddenly, a car comes in and knocks him down

XD

by **Silas** » Tue May 13, 2003 8:57 am

Better still, Ryo runs into the parking lot, and *shock horror*! It's full of cars.

"I can't practice here. There are parked cars in this parking lot. Who would park cars in a parking lot when I need to 'get sweaty'?"

by **Juanfran** » Tue May 13, 2003 9:22 am

That's quality
Ryo is training in sakuragaoka park when Yamagishi-san comes in. Ryo accidentally kicks him in the head...
or Ryo goes to Sakuragaoka park to find Yamagishi-san training and jumping around like Chai

by **Ichi-Ban-San** » Wed May 14, 2003 2:09 pm

Ah in other words, parodying Shenmue...... hehe!

I always wondered what would happen if two forklifts collided or if someone drove into the water by accident.

Ryo walks into Heartbeats bar

Man: "Milk is just right for a school boy"

bartender slides milk down the bar

Ryo: "Get shagged Sailor boy. Hows about I wipe the floor with your candy ass?"

Sailor: "Not a chance! Im unusualy tall and have a heaving six pack! I also wear my work clothes whilest im unwinding at a shady Japanese bar after work!"

Ryo: "Yeah you suck cock."

Sailor slaps Ryo

Ryo: "Hey! Watch the face, whore!"

Ryo kicks sailor in the nuts

Random bearded guy: "Hey kid, you startin' trouble?"

Ryo: "Not at all, you total burk. Have you not been listening to our rather loud conversation?"

Bearded guy throws a bottle at Ryo's head

Ryo: "I see."

Bearded guy: "Silence! Damn you and you're annoying catch phrases!"

Bearded guy ruffles up Ryo's seemingly invincible hair

Ryo: "Thats it! You're going down you big twat!"

Ryo roundhouses the bearded guy over a table, picks him up and throws him over the bar. Then he steals the sailors hat, twists his nipples and hurls him over the bar.

Bartender: "I think you've had enough you drunk twat. Get the hell outta here!"

Ryo: "Tell me where Fuku-san is!"

Bartender: "We sold him to a slave ship in the harbour. That nice short bald man, who always tilts his head, paid a very hansome sum for him."

Ryo: "That Chai......."

by **Miles Prower** » Wed May 14, 2003 3:00 pm

Ichi-Ban-San wrote:Ah in other words, parodying Shenmue...... hehe!

I always wondered what would happen if two forklifts collided or if someone drove into the water by accident.

Ryo walks into Heartbeats bar

Man: "Milk is just right for a school boy"

bartender slides milk down the bar

Ryo: "Get shagged Sailor boy. Hows about I wipe the floor with your candy ass?"

Sailor: "Not a chance! Im unusualy tall and have a heaving six pack! I also wear my work clothes whilest im unwinding at a shady Japanese bar after work!"

Ryo: "Yeah you suck cock."

Sailor slaps Ryo

Ryo: "Hey! Watch the face, whore!"

Ryo kicks sailor in the nuts

Random bearded guy: "Hey kid, you startin' trouble?"

Ryo: "Not at all, you total burk. Have you not been listening to our rather loud conversation?"

Bearded guy throws a bottle at Ryo's head

Ryo: "I see."

Bearded guy: "Silence! Damn you and you're annoying catch phrases!"

Bearded guy ruffles up Ryo's seemingly invincible hair

Ryo: "Thats it! You're going down you big twat!"

Ryo roundhouses the bearded guy over a table, picks him up and throws him over the bar. Then he steals the sailors hat, twists his nipples and hurls him over the bar.

Bartender: "I think you've had enough you drunk twat. Get the hell outta here!"

Ryo: "Tell me where Fuku-san is!"

Bartender: "We sold him to a slave ship in the harbour. That nice short bald man, who always tilts his head, paid a very hansome sum for him."

Ryo: "That Chai......."

XDDDDDDDDD
:lol:

by **Paul** » Wed May 14, 2003 4:21 pm

"MILKS PERFECT FOR A SCHOOLBOY I'D SAY!"

Ryo: <Drinks Milk> Damn, thats good milk. Gimmie another
(An hour Later)
<Ryo has his his arm over the bearded sailors shoulder>
Ryo : Y'know what? your my only friend... <Pukes on floor and collapses>
Bearded sailor: Wow, that is good milk

by **Ichi-Ban-San** » Wed May 14, 2003 6:48 pm

wot does XDD mean?

Here goes....

The Hazuki dojo. As fuku-san lies on the floor outside, dazed and confused, Ryo enters the dojo...

Ryo: "Dad!"

Iwao: "Stay back Ryo!"

LanDi: "For the last time, where is the mirror?"

Iwao: "I've no intention of telling you."

LanDi: "Fine, have it your way."

LanDi swings a huge salmmon at Iwao, knocking him to the floor.

LanDi: "Tell me where the goddam mirror is! You wanna fresh one?"

Ryo: "Nooooooo!"

Ryo rugby tackles LanDi and spits in his face. LanDi swings at him with the salmmon, misses and accidently hurls it at one of the men dressed in black who promptly falls to the floor, unconcious.

Ryo: "Haha! You suck balls!"

Iwao: "Ryo! Behind you!"

The other man dressed in black wraps seaweed around Ryo's face and drags him outside.

LanDi: "Put him in the boot. We'll take him to the docks after we find the mirror. Glares at Iwao Just give me the mirror so we can get on with the plot of the story!"

Iwao: "Fine. It's in the kitchen, in the fridge, behind the KY Jelly."

LanDi goes to the kitchen and takes the mirror. He also takes the KY Jelly

LanDi: "Stay down. I'll let you live like a hobo! Dont bother coming looking for your bastard son. We'll sell him to foreign drug dealers who will use him as a rent boy to aid their cause. Oh and we'll take the pussy lying out in the yard as well points and laughs at Fuku-san Haha!"

Iwao: "R...R...R...Ryo"

Crawls along floor as LanDi leaves.

Fuku-san (shouting): "Iwao! Remember, keep your keys, those that open doors, close to.....you!"

LanDi: "Quiet you twat!"

Slaps Fuku-san in the face and drags him towards the car.

Iwao: "Nooooooooooooooooooo!"

To be continued......

by **Miles Prower** » Thu May 15, 2003 3:14 am

"XD" is supposed to represent a laughing face, "X" is the eyes, and "D" is the mouth, geddit? ^_^

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