Favourite lines from Shenmue II?

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Postby Kenny » Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:13 am

Guy: What's the age?
Girl: I'm 20.
Guy: The child's age.

It was in that tape around the middle, I think. Funniest thign i've ever heard in the game that wasn't unintentional.
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Postby Cyberman » Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:05 pm

I have lots of them really but here are my abosulate favs

Ryo: "Regain my calm."

Ren: "May the gods be with you."

Dou Niu: "You rats!"
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Postby mikec_ct » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:46 pm

"Die!!!"

(infamous watermelon scene)
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Postby extraordinarybadgrocer » Sat Nov 06, 2004 7:06 pm

Lan Di flies over the rooftop
Lan Di-.....

Ryo- Lan-Di!

Lan-Di....
Tonight, the world is ours!
What the f**k is up, motherf**kers- this is Winds of Plague on that two thousand eight sh*t...
We've got the world in the palm of our hands,
Bustas fall down when we're barking commands-
Atlas ain't got sh*t on our steez,
Kick out the chair and get on your knees
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Postby mikec_ct » Sat Nov 06, 2004 8:07 pm

Good call.
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Postby Gingefners, The » Sat Nov 06, 2004 8:40 pm

My fave is when your airing out the books-"bring the piles out" I pissed myself when I heard it.
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Postby shengoro86 » Sat Nov 06, 2004 9:54 pm

na, the best one has to be when u first see don niu, and ren and ryo get locked in that cell chamber thingy. and the guy outside the door says sometin like, shut up or ill smah ur face, or sumetin like that. just the way he says it is soOo funny, lmfao!
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Postby MitchellTF » Wed Nov 17, 2004 11:28 pm

Here are my favorite scenes.

Paraphrase:

Ryo, after exhausing QTE fest in the Ghost Hall Building:

:sees Ren:

Ryo: How did you get here?

Ren: Oh, I got the key to the elevator from some old man.

:Ryo glares: (One of three times he makes a facial expression:


Ryo to fangmei: You look like someone I know...

Fangmei: Who?

Ryo: A cat!

:Sound of Fangmei's heart breaking:


Fangmei to thug:

Hits him with ladle

"You, You, You, You, You."

Pretty much any scene with Fangmei...(She causes some people to grow cavaties, she's so cute...)


Ryo and Shenhua:

Ryo: What was that sound

Shenhua: Wolves

Ryo: Are there many wolves around here?

Shenhua: Yes. This mountain is named the mountain of wolves.

Ryo: Aren't wolves nocturnal?

Shenhua: Yes, they sometimes attack people in groups?

Ryo's inner voice: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Miles Prower » Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:05 am

Kensuke NOL wrote:Guy: What's the age?
Girl: I'm 20.
Guy: The child's age.

It was in that tape around the middle, I think. Funniest thign i've ever heard in the game that wasn't unintentional.

Haha, I loved that part too. The couple arguing about work is funny too;
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Postby Realillusion » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:03 am

Ren: FOOL! I gotta take a leak!
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Postby Dim-Mak » Thu Nov 18, 2004 11:23 am

Aw man! You guys are forgetting the best one!! Remember when Ryo tells teh little kid about his quest to battle a troll or something along that line? Like he's on a treasure hunt. That was the funniest part of the game! He's like

Ryo: They have horns and wear striped underwear!
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Postby Kenny » Thu Nov 18, 2004 2:33 pm

Miles Prower wrote:
Kensuke NOL wrote:Guy: What's the age?
Girl: I'm 20.
Guy: The child's age.

It was in that tape around the middle, I think. Funniest thign i've ever heard in the game that wasn't unintentional.

Haha, I loved that part too. The couple arguing about work is funny too;
"IF YOU LOVE YOUR COMPANY SO MUCH, THEN WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT??!" :lol:


ahahaha, yea. Those were hilarious.

I was sitting there hoping that hearing the whole tape was worth it, sure was.
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Postby lDarkWarriorl » Fri Nov 19, 2004 9:35 pm

shengoro86 wrote:na, the best one has to be when u first see don niu, and ren and ryo get locked in that cell chamber thingy. and the guy outside the door says sometin like, shut up or ill smah ur face, or sumetin like that. just the way he says it is soOo funny, lmfao!



HAHAHA that's my favorite line too lmao he says "Shut up or i'll break your face" really fast.
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Postby joeyjubble » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:49 pm

Just like my siggeh:

"Fool! I'm taking a leak."

I can remember how I cracked up when Ren said that.
"Fool! I'm taking a leak."

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Postby ToL » Tue Nov 23, 2004 3:52 pm

"He's such an idiot" - Ren, when Ryo gets noticed by the flickering light in the Yellow Head Building.. then "use your brain, musclehead" :lol:
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