OL, as far as I'm concerned, your two posts were epic enough to stand on their own. That being said, here's my awesome idea.
After finally getting his revenge, Ryo has decided to take that trip to the Philipines our good friend Jimmy suggested.
Of course, being the cheap bastard he is, Jimmy decided to rip off Ryo yet again by giving him a ticket to Spain, which was in spanish, rendering Ryo unable to understand what was actually on the ticket. Now, Ryo must face off against an onslaught of spanish zombies that are hungry for Japanese food!
Ryo wasn't the only person to travel to spain though...
Don Niu is back, and he's been eating a lot of pork. Skill, guts, balls, and QTE's will be needed to bring this beast down once again!
Witness Ryo, as he decides to use a solution much easier than punches and kicks; a badass motherfucking shotgun! Take that, Chiyou bitches!