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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

Postby Kenny » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:46 am

Jeff wrote: There's this Indian family on the first flood of my apartment complex. I swear to god they make and eat curry three meals a day, seven days a week. The hallways now reaks of curry all the time. It hasn't smelled right since they came. There are 4 of them living in a small one bedroom apartment. You'd think that if they moved to the USA, and not only that, but in Metro NY, you would want to partake in the foods of this country. We have restaurants with high quality food of every nationality, everything on the planet in your backyard. Most parts of the world they can't even imagine this. Even when I lived in Vermont there wasn't the diversity there is here. Nothing against immigration, but dammit if you want to be an American, assimilate. My great grandparents on both sides did and that's what made a community.


You'd think, but Americans do the same thing and eat at the Burger King and Mcdonald's overseas. Habits are incredibly hard to break.

Not sure how curry can "reek". Its goddamn delicious!

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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

Postby Sonikku » Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:13 pm

Whew. Back in the apartment finally. I feel completely exhausted.
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

Postby Kenny » Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:47 pm

I woke up to one of the most bizarre things that came to mind: The Fab Four....as Hitmen.


During an interrogation, guy strapped to a chair. John does a little dance with a straight razor, Reservoir Dogs style. Coming right at him--

John: I am the eggman.

He SLICES the guy's face.

John: They are the eggman.

He does ANOTHER SLICE.

John: I am the walrus...

He stands, arms to side. Then waves rhymically for the last part at the guy's face.

John: Goo Goo G'Joob!

=======================

After botching a job, covered in blood, Ringo looks to the side all melancholy like when Paul comes up to him.

Paul: Don't you need somebody to talk?

Ringo: Right, but not just anybody.

=======================

John Lennon's infamous assassin comes waltzing up in a suit in front of the Fab Four.

Mark David Chapman: Mr. Lennon, i'm afraid it's not your day today.

John gets a big machine gun weapon out and BLASTS the hell out of him. The fat bastard falls to the ground.

John: Not today bitch.

John cocks his gun at the fallen bastard.

John: All you need is gun.

=======================

Paul: Why did you leave us for Yoko, the greatest female mobster ever to live? She's hellbent on destroying us!

John: I'll be straight with you, i'm tired of working with you daft bastards! It's always (mocking) oh I want to be the leader!

=======================

During an interrogation with another guy sitting in a chair, light on him.

Guy: They call 'em old flattop. He usually come grooving up slowly. He got joo-joo eyeball, he one...holy roller. He got hair down...to to his knees. Got to be a joker, he just do what he please.

John SLAPS him across the face.

John: Quit fuckin' around with us and give us a name.


=======================

George lights a cigarette and throws it on a gas trail.

George: I'm the taxman.

The flame lights up and hits a car, it EXPLODES!

George: And i've come to collect my dues.

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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

Postby nskachu » Sun Nov 25, 2012 3:59 pm

mobile.pcgames.de/Crytek-Firma-20818/News/Shenmue-So-sieht-der-Dreamcast-Klassiker-auf-der-CryEngine-3-aus-1023368/

just saw this. maaaaaan looks pretty cool
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

Postby Bluecast » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:01 pm

nskachu wrote: mobile.pcgames.de/Crytek-Firma-20818/News/Shenmue-So-sieht-der-Dreamcast-Klassiker-auf-der-CryEngine-3-aus-1023368/

just saw this. maaaaaan looks pretty cool

Someone showed that off a while ago and it's really terrible. It's beyond bad. It just shows tools to not = talent
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

Postby Yokosuka Martian » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:06 pm

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.ph ... tcount=350


look guys, more hearsay (refers to shenmue HD)
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

Postby AnimeGamer183 » Sun Nov 25, 2012 10:46 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl4lHdtuizw[/youtube]
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

Postby Bluecast » Sun Nov 25, 2012 11:39 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq7CmppEkQU[/youtube]
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

Postby Yokosuka Martian » Sun Nov 25, 2012 11:54 pm

Ryudo wrote: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq7CmppEkQU[/youtube]


This disgusts and amuses me at the same time. I'm pretty sure some of these deals aren't that great to act like that. 'Merica

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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

Postby Bluecast » Sun Nov 25, 2012 11:56 pm

I honestly would reject a gift if I found out that is how it was bought.
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

Postby Bluecast » Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:37 am

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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

Postby Kenny » Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:31 am

I already have a short with the "The Assignment" but that whole Beatles dream turned into something great:

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INT. LARGE ENCLOSED BACKLOT - DAY

George Harrison comes up on two guys dressed in black. He's a lone wolf in this venture and the guys have him held up.
                        
                        GEORGE
                  Well for every one for you...

Lights hit and a BUNCH OF GUYS IN SILHOUETTE IN GUNS HAVE THEM HELD UP.

                        GEORGE
                  There's 19 for me.

The henchman takes a hit and falls from AN UNKNOWN ASSAILANT. George calmly sits on a chair.

                        HITMAN
                  Who the hell do you think you are?

George lights up a cigarette.

                        GEORGE
                  I'm the taxman. And i've come to collect.

George TWIRLS his gun out of his holster and SHOOTS the knee, then the HEAD as the hitman falls to the ground.

George walks away, revealing that the men with guns are just dummys dressed up. The only other gunman is Ringo, at a sniper point. Cocking his weapon, disassembling it...

CUT TO BLACK --  KILL BILL THEME PLAYS

                        NARRATOR (V.O.)
                      They call themselves the Fab Four.

INT. BUILDING HALLWAY - DAY

All four boys come walking down a call, dressed in suits and wearing sunglasses. George smokes, Ringo has a lollipop. Very Reservoir Dogs style.

                        NARRATOR (V.O.)
                      Four lads from Liverpool, the best in their
                      field. You have, Paul--

CUT TO: Paul McCartney, combing his hair.

INT. CLUB - NIGHT

The Fab Four, in their same suits, are playing in a run-down club. John and Paul are close to the mic, playing and singing.

Paul catches a glimpse of a SHADY PERSON in the crowd, he pulls his weapon. Before he can carry out his deed, Paul takes his HOFNER BASS, cocks it, and shoots a round from it! Throwing the Shady person back into the crowd! Paul blows the smoke from his Hofner barrel.

INT. BUILDING HALLWAY - DAY

Ringo takes his lollipop out. Flicking it.

                        Narrator (V.O.)
                     Ringo--

EXT. DOCK - DAY

Ringo KICKS an anvil over, which is attached to a rope...which is tied to a victim. As he's being dragged by the weight--

                        RINGO (SINGING)
                  I'd like to be--

He falls in the murky depths of the ocean.

                        RINGO (SINGING)
                     (looks at the drop point)
                  Under the sea.


INT. BUILDING HALLWAY - DAY

George pulls out his cig, puffing a cloud of smoke.

                        Narrator (V.O.)
                      George--

INT. DARK ROOM

During an interrogation with another guy sitting in a chair, light on him.

                        MAN IN CHAIR
                  He got joo-joo eyeball, he one...holy roller.
                  He got hair down...to to his knees. He's gotta
                  be a joker, he just--

George SLAPS him across the face.

                        GEORGE
                  Quit fuckin' around with us and give us
                  a name.

INT. BUILDING HALLWAY - DAY

John takes his familiar glasses off, which are dark tinted, and stares right at us.

                        Narrator (V.O.)
                      And John.

INT. WAREHOUSE - DAY

During an interrogation, guy strapped to a chair. John does a little dance with a straight razor, Reservoir Dogs style. Coming right at him--

                        JOHN
                    I am the eggman.

He SLICES the guy's face. AAUGGH!!

                        JOHN
                    They are the eggman.

He does ANOTHER SLICE. GGEEYUUH, GAWD! John grips his face.

                        JOHN
                    I am the walrus...

He stands, arms to side. Then waves rhymically for the last part at the guy's face.

                        JOHN
                    Goo Goo G'Joob!

INT. MOB DESK AREA - DAY

A chair spins, revealing the narrator--who is Yoko Ono. She walks up to one of them with a SAMURAI SWORD.

                        YOKO
                  Bring John to me! You can take care
                  of the others.
                     (SWIPE! Head falls off)
                  Or else you'll end up like HIM.

INT. FAB FOUR HIDEOUT - DAY

Brian Epstein, Beatles' manager, is in front of a chalkboard with plans while the Fab Four are sitting in the front.

                        BRIAN
                  Alright then, lads. What we need is a
                  proper course of action in order to be
                  successful. First, we need codenames.
                  So, John, you'll be Mr, Pink.

                        JOHN
                  Why the jumpin' hell do I have to be Mr.
                  Pink?

                        BRIAN
                  Because you're a faggot. That's why. And
                  believe me--
                     (eyes him up and down)
                  I should know.

MONTAGE: The Fab Four are doing some routine dirty work. Shooting down people, walking down corridors looking badass.

INT. FAB FOUR HIDEOUT - DAY

Covered in blood, John looks to the side all melancholy like when Paul comes up to him.

                        JOHN
                  I don't think I want to kill anymore. I need
                  some psychiatric--HELP.

                        PAUL
                  You need somebody...to talk to?

                        JOHN
                  Right, but not just anybody.

INT. MOB DESK AREA - DAY

John is sitting across from Yoko, who eyes him seductively.

                        PAUL (V.O.)
                  She's come to break up our band...

INT. STREET AREA - DAY

Paul is lecturing George and John, huddled in a mini-circle.

                        PAUL (V.O.)
                  ...of killers.


NOW WE SEE GUNS COCKING, SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

MONTAGE: All four boys are doing routine dirty work. Car chase scene ensues with John driving! John has his straight razor, Paul has his Hofner gun, Ringo has his sniper, and George has a tank of gasoline and a lighter. They all make use of what they got. They also get high and lounge around.

INT. DARK ROOM

Now Paul is strapped and bloodied up in a chair with Yoko looking down on him.

                        YOKO
                  So where's John?
Paul spits on the floor.

                        YOKO
                  Well we have ways of making
                  you squeal, little piggie.

She starts doing the yelping thing in the song "We're All Water" LOUDLY. Paul leans away, SCREAMING!!

                        PAUL
                  AUUGH, MAKE IT STOP!!
               
INT. CAR LOT - DAY

The Fab Four pack their guns up neatly in their car.

                        JOHN (V.O.)
                  Together, we are unstoppable. Separated...

The Trunk CLOSES and they all turn around.

                        JOHN (V.O.)
                  Well, we're pretty damn good anyway.

They see a FAT BLOATED MAN in a Suit parading their direction. It's none other than Mark David Chapman.

                        MARK DAVID CHAPMAN
                  Mr. Lennon.
                        (takes out and cocks handgun)
                  Guess today's not your lucky day.

Everyone, except for John, turns over their coats revealing AUTOMATIC WEAPONS and blows Chapman to hell!! John casually walks up to a bullet ridden Chapman.

                        JOHN
                  Not today, you fat cunt.
                     (cocks gun at Chapman's
                     head)
                  All you need is gun.

John BLASTS A HOLE IN HIS HEAD.

TITLE CARD: The Fab and the Euphorious

INT. RESTAURANT - BREAKFAST

All four are eating breakfast, drinking coffee.

                        JOHN
                  You know, lads. Yesterday all my
                  problems seemed so far away.
                  Now it looks as though they're here
                  to stay.

                        PAUL
                  How foolish we were to believe in
                  yesterday.

MONTAGE: Action shots of the Fan jumping and shooting from desks or cars!

INT. FAB FOUR HIDEOUT - DAY

The Fab Four turn to see the garage door opening. A blinding white light emits...in the end is a guy with a slick haircut and leather jacket. This is one of the original drummers, Pete Best.

                        PETE
                  Hey there boys.  I never got a straight
                  answer. Always wanted to know--
                     (takes glasses off)
                  Why was I thrown out?

The group just smirks.

                        JOHN
                  Well Pete, we already have a gunner.
                  Even though he's not the best one in
                  the band.

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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

Postby Rakim » Mon Nov 26, 2012 3:56 am

Ryudo wrote: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq7CmppEkQU[/youtube]

fake. I've seen the opening footage before. Its from an otaku convention or something. Not Black Friday, which I'm pretty sure isn't even a thing in Japan(or really anywhere other than North America).
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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

Postby south carmain » Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:01 am

Rakim wrote:
Ryudo wrote: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq7CmppEkQU[/youtube]

fake. I've seen the opening footage before. Its from an otaku convention or something. Not Black Friday, which I'm pretty sure isn't even a thing in Japan(or really anywhere other than North America).

yeah, why would anywhere else in the world care about the day following thanksgiving

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Re: Random Thoughts! v2.0

Postby Riku Rose » Mon Nov 26, 2012 1:44 pm

Jeff wrote: There's this Indian family on the first flood of my apartment complex. I swear to god they make and eat curry three meals a day, seven days a week. The hallways now reaks of curry all the time. It hasn't smelled right since they came. There are 4 of them living in a small one bedroom apartment. You'd think that if they moved to the USA, and not only that, but in Metro NY, you would want to partake in the foods of this country. We have restaurants with high quality food of every nationality, everything on the planet in your backyard. Most parts of the world they can't even imagine this. Even when I lived in Vermont there wasn't the diversity there is here. Nothing against immigration, but dammit if you want to be an American, assimilate. My great grandparents on both sides did and that's what made a community.


Next door to me are an indian family. When they first moved in during the summer when everyone has their windows open the wife would be cooking curry everyday and the smell would come into my house. I like curry but don't want to have my house smell like it just like I wouldn't want to have it smell like vinegar. After a week I just told them to shut their windows when cooking it or I would just make life hard for them and never smelt it since.

They also bumped into my brothers car once so we just went and kicked the shit out of the bumper and they now make sure to park nowhere near other cars.
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