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Re: Things that pissed you off

Postby Sonikku » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:32 pm

KiBa wrote: He may not be ambidextrous.


I think you're confusing the ability to write equally well with either hand with the kind of "intricate" motions one needs to pump ones cock.
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Re: Things that pissed you off

Postby Bluecast » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:36 pm

I am ambidextrous actually.

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Re: Things that pissed you off

Postby Calshot » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:04 pm

Sonikku wrote:
KiBa wrote: He may not be ambidextrous.


I think you're confusing the ability to write equally well with either hand with the kind of "intricate" motions one needs to pump ones cock.


I remember in junior high a lot of guys learned to masturbate with their other hand since their dominant hand was busy operating the mouse to search for more internet porn.

I just learned to use the computer mouse with my other hand.

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Re: Things that pissed you off

Postby Bluecast » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:08 pm

I ruined this topic. :sad:

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Re: Things that pissed you off

Postby KiBa » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:29 pm

Germany and Russia certainly engaged in ruthless and brutal colonization, to say nothing of the continental powers. But Britain's colonization was obviously different, as evidenced by the relative success of British colonies, the humanity shown to the conquered (self-criticism unrivaled in history - which other empire willingly liberated the conquered, who they educated and developed first?), and the abject failure of all others to do the same. Britain abolished slavery, built the infrastructure, and provided education for every colonized nation. That is clearly not the behavior of resource vampires. The British were primarily interested in creating a unified civilization for all mankind because they knew that was best for everyone, and the fact is, no other nation on Earth was so charitable. Pick any year during the entire run of the British Empire, and you find no kinder leader anywhere else on Earth. It's a bit silly for any of the colonized to complain about British imperialism when its a settled fact that pre-British India, China, Africa, etc. were extremely miserable places lorded over by petty tyrants who had always enslaved and butchered their own people, and never saw anything wrong with it, and still don't now that Britain has withdrawn its armies and navy. Where do you think the colonized got their ideas of universal freedom and justice? Imperial British liberalism! Only criminals and the ambitious wanted to see that empire destroyed, and they got their wish, and we are all worse off. Like that great citizen of the British Empire, Samuel Johnson, said against the 13 American colonies, "How is it that we hear the loudest yelps for liberty among the drivers of negroes?"

Indeed, the world has been polluted by communist and anarchist lies for decades. And has it got even one "revolutionary" country out of the hole? No! It's dug them deeper into hell. British Imperialism was never evil, but, patently, and by every standard, a great benefit to mankind; in fact, possibly the greatest ever. Has any other culture produced machines, advanced medical science, all manner of life-improving gadgetry, harnessed electricity, mastered air and sea and space, empowered the common man with capital and property and political influence? Had the colonized world appreciated these historic benefits and submitted justly, rather than having succumbed to pointless rabble-rousing and irrational hate, the 1st World would now be the whole world, instead of mainly its English-speaking parts. For every king overthrown, what has the world gained but chaos and mass suffering? Recognize, then, King Arthur when you see him, and follow him to Camelot, lest the gates close and leave you in the wilderness, depriving Camelot of your gifts, to your mutual downfall.


Sonikku wrote:
KiBa wrote: He may not be ambidextrous.


I think you're confusing the ability to write equally well with either hand with the kind of "intricate" motions one needs to pump ones cock.


It's an art. Besides, once it's bent, going the opposite just doesn't work.

Calshot wrote:I just learned to use the computer mouse with my other hand.


Touchpad.
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Re: Things that pissed you off

Postby Sonikku » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:30 pm

I just love debating with Kiba over the finer points of Ryudo working over his penis.
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Re: Things that pissed you off

Postby KiBa » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:32 pm

I thought we were talking about calligraphy, sicko. (the sar chasm!!!)
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Re: Things that pissed you off

Postby Bluecast » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:40 pm

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Re: Things that pissed you off

Postby beedle » Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:54 pm

kiba no one is going to fall for that

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Re: Things that pissed you off

Postby KiBa » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:01 pm

Ryudo wrote: Image


:-k I wonder if there is a market for feargasm. Like, pron + Slender.
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Re: Things that pissed you off

Postby Bluecast » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:04 pm

KiBa wrote:
Ryudo wrote: Image


:-k I wonder if there is a market for feargasm. Like, pron + Slender.

It's a real picture of Lindsay Lohan
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Re: Things that pissed you off

Postby Bluecast » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:45 pm

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Re: Things that pissed you off

Postby KiBa » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:52 pm

Wow. "Forced human labor," and the ringleader is black. :no:
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Re: Things that pissed you off

Postby mue 26 » Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:28 pm

beedle wrote: kiba no one is going to fall for that


This.

Though I do half wonder if Kiba genuinely manages to somewhat delude his own self by the time he's done writing such posts.
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Re: Things that pissed you off

Postby KiBa » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:56 pm

I can convince myself anything is true. That is what allows my kind to survive as parasites. You creatures cannot make yourselves believe anything, only believing what you are told. Hence, you are doomed to slavery, while we feed. Generation after generation my memories and consciousness have been imprinted in countless hosts. At my peak, I was every power in the world. But that was long before what remains of your so-called history. Now, the others have driven me out, leaving me in this one broken body as punishment, unable to spawn new bodies for myself. It is a torturous, powerless state, with access only to some machines. Only party-based RPG's simulate the old glory of plural life. Well, that and pretending to be Ryudo.

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