by TEEPO™ » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:49 pm
This whole debate is always divided into three groups.
1) The gun supporters. These are the majority of hardworking, family-orientated paranoid americans such as republicans, the KKK, rednecks and gangbangers. They argue that taking away guns would endanger their constitution, increase crime, allow their government to become a dictatorship and leave their country open to invasion. All the while they want to 'shoot da terarissts!!!' and have a good old fashioned school-shooting whenever they get depressed. They like to reference places like Britain with banned guns and high crime rates. They usually play endless Call of Duty sequels.
2) The anti-guns. The minority of paranoid americans. These tend to be laid-back, peace-loving people who want to move to Canada so they can smoke weed all day. But there's also people with responsibility who want to ban guns like school teachers, gay rights activists and shady politicians who want to usher in a New World Order. They want to ban guns because it will decrease crime and let everyone carry knives instead. They like to reference places like Britain with banned guns and free healthcare. They usually play endless Call of Duty sequels.
3) The odd individual (paranoid american) who stays neutral in the debate and tries to calm everyone down while basically saying fuck all.
I have a fourth idea. Just shoot each other already, while I safely watch it all on TV, 5579 kilometres away from you all.