Discuss your sig, why you chose it and how it represents you

[QWERTY]

So yeah basically discuss your sig, why you chose it and how it represents you.

If you do not want to discuss your sig, why you chose it and how it represents you then you will not discuss your sig, why you chose it and how it represents you.

My sig is of a woman getting amorous with a gingerbread man. This works on a plethora of levels which I will detail below:

I like women and I like gingergread men. This is the most obvious facet of my sig, but let's look a little deeper and discover what other layers are beneath my signature image. The image is from a website called SFW Porn, the original image was of the woman sucking on a mans throbbing cock. Yes, the image has been doctored and is actually NOT A REAL GINGERBREAD MAN. Again, this shows that I also like to to have a ladies mouth around my shaft.

Now, consider this if you will; is the gingerbread man not an analogy for the current predicament with the situation with the lack of a release of Shenmue 3? We are the woman who appears to be cuddling up to the gingerbread man, who in this case is Yu Suzuki. We are pleading for his love and affection (Shenmue 3) but he sits there with a non-plussed expression on his face and appears to ignore our consistent pleas. The gingerbread man is not the true picture behind it all however. Beneath the love which we as the woman offer to the gingerbread man there is a far seedier undercurrent of disgust. We are in fact sucking on SEGAs huge engorged spam javelin of lies and deceit, their faces creased up with cum faces akin to a dirty old man butt-fucking their betrothed Thai bride.

Also, the sig is from a SFW site which is funny because the majority of my posting is while bored out of my skull at work.

It could also be that I thought it was a funny picture and that was the end of that.

[Crimson Ryan]

I swear I had a quote as my sig. What happened to it? Ah well, avatar will do..

It's Jonathan Ingram from Policenauts. If I remember its the first profile shot of him in the opening credits. Shame my small fan circle of Policenauts avatars has shrunk to just me and darksniper.

I did some alterations to it with an anime smiling mouth and blush red cheeks when Oppy quoted my name as Crimson Fairy. I wanted to change my username to that too, but I couldn't do it.

That'll do. What the hell is your avatar?

[QWERTY]

That'll do. What the hell is your avatar?

It's Peter Dinklage from Game of Thrones after a particularly heavy night out on the razz.

[Sonikku]

I once had the signature of the ages, a roster of rotating quotes and colors and pictures. So great was it's power that the sig crumbled the Shenmue Dojo itself built all around it, shaken by it's majesty. To preserve the world he had created, god acted with a heavy heart and took it away.

[mrslig100]

Just look at it!!!!!
LOOK AT IT!!!

[MiTT3NZ]

Just look at it!!!!!
LOOK AT IT!!!

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[south carmain]

I wanted to be hip and trendy and fit in with the old school dojo members so imitated them and put a gamercard in my sig.

[Thief]

[Kenny]

The left image is a youtube channel that has yet to have any material posted. The right is to show you people what music I like to listen to.

NIN is my weapon of choice for the moment.

[QWERTY]

The left image is a youtube channel that has yet to have any material posted. The right is to show you people what music I like to listen to.

NIN is my weapon of choice for the moment.

Can I recommend you an album? It's nothing like NIN but I remember you digging FSOL.

[Kenny]

Sure. Also been listening to Rammstein and some E Nomine. In an industrial mood atm.

[QWERTY]

Sure. Also been listening to Rammstein and some E Nomine. In an industrial mood atm.

Ha. This is definitely not industrial but it's very good. Jon Hopkins - "Immunity". It's on Spotify. One to listen to when blazed/high/off your bean. Extremely well produced.

I don't really know industrial though, I know dark tech-step drum and bass but that's about as hard as I go.

[Perfect_Chaos]

Why do i have my sig? idk...no good answer, but it pisses me off because the top xbox 360 part is my most recently played. you would think the bottom PS3 part would be the same right? nope. its my most recent game ive earned a trophy on. so if im replaying a game where i will receive no new trophies it doesnt show up as my most recent played PS3 game. for what ever unknown reason this infuriates me!

Just look at it!!!!!
LOOK AT IT!!!

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[Kenny]

Sure. Also been listening to Rammstein and some E Nomine. In an industrial mood atm.

Ha. This is definitely not industrial but it's very good. Jon Hopkins - "Immunity". It's on Spotify. One to listen to when blazed/high/off your bean. Extremely well produced.

I don't really know industrial though, I know dark tech-step drum and bass but that's about as hard as I go.

Luckily for me, I have my marijuana card now so I can listen to that track proper.

Also been looking for tracks that are similar to William Orbit's Time to Get Wize or Robert Miles' Children. Real chill, '80s-'90s electronica with a nice piano in the background.

[QWERTY]

Sure. Also been listening to Rammstein and some E Nomine. In an industrial mood atm.

Ha. This is definitely not industrial but it's very good. Jon Hopkins - "Immunity". It's on Spotify. One to listen to when blazed/high/off your bean. Extremely well produced.

I don't really know industrial though, I know dark tech-step drum and bass but that's about as hard as I go.

Luckily for me, I have my marijuana card now so I can listen to that track proper.

Also been looking for tracks that are similar to William Orbit's Time to Get Wize or Robert Miles' Children. Real chill, '80s-'90s electronica with a nice piano in the background.

That isn't just a track! It's a full album.

I would say my favourite piano line from a dance tune is from the tune below. Be warned though, it may be from that era but it isn't 4/4. Piano starts at 1:40 but keep the faith.

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