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Re: Organ Donation

Postby Stocke » Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:19 am

Guys, guys, please tell me you're only joking.
Apologies in advance if you are.


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Re: Organ Donation

Postby QWERTY » Fri Nov 22, 2013 5:12 pm

mue 26 wrote:
I don't think anyone would want your AIDS riddled, smaller than average penis anyway.


Average, not smaller than average, you limp dick Ray Winston looking (and not even a young one) motherfucker


People on the internet always over exaggerate about their penis size so I'm sticking by my assumption that you have a choad. When are you 40 btw? Can't be far off now.
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Re: Organ Donation

Postby mue 26 » Sat Nov 23, 2013 1:35 pm

Don't make me go all Spokane/Peter/ Pat and post a pic and shit. Also, it's pretty attractive as far as they go. And everyone knows, even if you got a baseball bat down there, it aint gon do you no good if the woman isn't turned on by the rest of you (body and mind). Making love is an art, it's not about simply ploughing away. Anyway, when are you fucking off to Australia like every other Brit who aint got much going on for them in this country?
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Re: Organ Donation

Postby beedle » Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:14 pm

please just fuck and do away with this sexual tension
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Re: Organ Donation

Postby mue 26 » Sat Nov 23, 2013 8:29 pm

You guys need to stop playing hard to get and shit. Qwerty tells me I'm a gay for Beeds, Beeds tells me I'm gay for Qwerty. Personally I take Ginfiners over both of you. He has nice long hair and a better Irish accent than Peter's (I imagine).
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Re: Organ Donation

Postby wude » Sun Nov 24, 2013 5:36 am

you're totally gay for gboy, but i don't blame you tbh
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Re: Organ Donation

Postby MiTT3NZ » Sun Nov 24, 2013 11:56 am

Gboy's dead.
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Re: Organ Donation

Postby mue 26 » Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:04 pm

Pour out a little liquor for our fallen partna. Gone but not forgotten. A real G

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Did anyone ever find out what really happened to him?
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Re: Organ Donation

Postby MiTT3NZ » Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:08 pm

Yeah.
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Re: Organ Donation

Postby mue 26 » Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:13 pm

And?
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Re: Organ Donation

Postby MiTT3NZ » Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:26 pm

And what?
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Re: Organ Donation

Postby mue 26 » Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:29 pm

I thought you were saying yeah to my enquiry into whether anyone really knew what happened to Gboy.
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Re: Organ Donation

Postby MiTT3NZ » Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:46 pm

Oh.
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Re: Organ Donation

Postby wude » Sun Nov 24, 2013 2:01 pm

He got married and gained some weight but he's fine
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Re: Organ Donation

Postby mue 26 » Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:29 pm

Good for him (the married part, not so much the gained weight bit).

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