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How to bring back my wife?

Postby GoldBoy » Mon Nov 25, 2013 4:38 pm

My wife left me.
It's all because of my hobbies...
What to do now?

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Re: How to bring back my wife?

Postby south carmain » Mon Nov 25, 2013 4:41 pm

have a wank
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Re: How to bring back my wife?

Postby St. Elmo's Fire » Mon Nov 25, 2013 4:54 pm

lol wut?
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Re: How to bring back my wife?

Postby mrslig100 » Mon Nov 25, 2013 5:00 pm

Tell her your too good to be wasted on her!
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Re: How to bring back my wife?

Postby south carmain » Mon Nov 25, 2013 5:05 pm

mrslig100 wrote: Tell her your too good to be wasted on her!

this, bad grammar always gets bitches wet.

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Re: How to bring back my wife?

Postby Kenny » Mon Nov 25, 2013 5:14 pm

Buy a life size doll.
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Re: How to bring back my wife?

Postby Henry Spencer » Mon Nov 25, 2013 7:06 pm

GoldBoy wrote: My wife left me.
It's all because of my hobbies...


Hobbies, huh? She caught you jacking off at p0rn?
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Re: How to bring back my wife?

Postby Sonikku » Mon Nov 25, 2013 7:23 pm

If you really are Golden Boy, you should have no trouble at all scoring droves of the ladies.

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Re: How to bring back my wife?

Postby beedle » Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:35 pm

DIE
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Re: How to bring back my wife?

Postby mue 26 » Mon Nov 25, 2013 11:13 pm

wude wrote: He got married and gained some weight but he's fine


I guess it didn't last too long :cry: good to have you back though G ;-)olden ;-)boy
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Re: How to bring back my wife?

Postby AnimeGamer183 » Wed Nov 27, 2013 7:38 pm

gboy? dat you?
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