^Ha! That reminds me of a legendary moment from secondary school. It's one I'll never forget and probably isn't even funny to anyone but me, but anyway...
Me and a mate of mine used to half-bully another mate. It was pretty bad lookin back on it, as we were the only ones he had, but we just ripped on him daily coz of how boring he was. I mean, the guy said that he genuinely didn't like music. Not as in pop music or metal or hip-hop, he just flat out didn't like music. We come back from half term break, I turn to him and say "So Browny, what did you get up to over half-term." He shrugs his shoulders and says "I just sat there."
To this day, I don't know if he was just a comedic genius that lived his performance or if he really was that boring. Bumped into him about half a year ago, and he works in the courts now, so unfortunately I'm leaning towards the latter.