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Postby goaliefrk » Sat Jun 28, 2003 1:11 pm

Landi is at the arm-wrestling place, fucking the store owner in the back.
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Postby Yusuke » Sun Jun 29, 2003 11:10 am

Ryo:why am i not surprised
Lan di:its not what you think
ryo:why don'you pull your dick out've his ass before trying to defend yourself
lan di yanks his dick out've the store owners ass
Ryo:i thought you loved me
Lan di:let me explain
Ryo runs away crying like a little girl
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Postby Daemos » Sun Jun 29, 2003 8:18 pm

Lan Di runs after him saying:Wait I...
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Postby TwiceFriedRice » Mon Jun 30, 2003 4:23 am

"THought u were straight!"
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Postby TEEPO™ » Mon Jun 30, 2003 6:55 am

Ryo walks down the street a bit, Joy nearly runs him over. Joy fucks Ryo--just like that.

Joy: In Hong Kong, many people get fucked.

Ryo continues his journey to Wank Chai. He enters an alley way. Three thugs approach him with their dicks hanging out.

Ryo: How's it hanging?

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Postby mooseman » Tue Jul 01, 2003 2:58 pm

boy those things are small
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Postby LinuxHack86 » Tue Jul 01, 2003 10:07 pm

Then LinuxMan86 comes and kills the three gay guys,
Saying that" ALL YOU FUCKING GAY PEOPLE MUST DIE!"
And shoots them until they were dead. Then LinuxMan86 runs away. But before LinuxMan86 leaves, he says To ryo, "Fuck You!" Then
leaves and runs away.

Ryo: What the fuck?
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Postby TwiceFriedRice » Wed Jul 02, 2003 1:49 am

And then Mr. Pheonix comes from no where and says"what the fuck?"
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Postby goaliefrk » Wed Jul 02, 2003 2:47 am

Stay on topic guys.
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Postby TEEPO™ » Wed Jul 02, 2003 8:36 am

Someone stole his bag. He tries to track the thief down.

Ryo: Fuck! The condom was in that bag!

Ryo continues toward Wank Chai.

He passes by a cafe. He asks to two thugs...

Ryo: Have you seen a little boy?
Thug: Hey! I was having a wank with my friend here! And you disturbed us!
Ryo: Okay...
Thug: You gonna have to pay!

After a heated dscussion, the thug smashes a dildo on the ground.
Joy speeds around the corner...

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Postby LinuxHack86 » Wed Jul 02, 2003 2:09 pm

And Fucks all of them for 7 Hours!
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Postby Storm Ninja » Wed Jul 02, 2003 7:16 pm

Ryo: my bag was stolen by a kid
Joy: Wong got you hes over in Pigeon Park masturbating to a porno mag.
Ryo goes to the park and finds wong
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Postby TEEPO™ » Wed Jul 02, 2003 8:17 pm

Ryo Pornzuki finds the boy named Wank, who just happens to be wanking to a porno mag.

Wank: Lalalalalalalala.
Ryo: Hey you little fuck! I want my bag!
Wank: Thats not your bag this is mine(he gestures with his ball-bag)

Ryo chases after Wank. They eventually arrive at the hangout of the thugs. The thugs are jolting each other.

Ryo: I want my fucking bag!
Thugs: Thats not your bag! This is mine! (they all gesture with their ball-bags)

After a little chat, they engage in combat...

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Postby goaliefrk » Wed Jul 02, 2003 9:24 pm

Landi walks over to a snack bar.
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Postby Storm Ninja » Thu Jul 03, 2003 1:17 am

they start fighting but Storm Ninja comes in
Storm: this is getting really wierd
Storm slices off sam and larry's ballsacks
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