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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby Bluecast » Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:35 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HY3g4CGdM0[/youtube]

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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby KiBa » Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:38 am

beedle wrote:
KiBa wrote: Always liked this little skit. So simple, and probably everyone's thought about it.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ECWDhh3Q9E[/youtube]

coming from the same place as him is my deepest shame


What place is that?
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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby Dorian » Sun Oct 07, 2012 12:26 pm

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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby Spokane » Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:47 pm

This is a really old joke I have had saved to the computer for years.

A Jamaican man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little maths test.
Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" The Jamaican says, "Dat is easy." And proceeds to draw three trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks
"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Jamaican.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."
The Jamaican stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."
The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."
The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Jamaican, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."
The Jamaican stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."
The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"
The Jamaican leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog come along and crap by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred."
"So, when I start?"

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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby beedle » Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:08 pm

KiBa wrote:What place is that?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Country

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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby Who Really Cares? » Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:09 pm

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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby Dorian » Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:48 pm

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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby Brothaman » Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:50 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BRw_ihZRJI[/youtube]
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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby Dorian » Mon Oct 08, 2012 12:10 am

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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby Rakim » Mon Oct 08, 2012 1:11 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5byXc0m-Ebo[/youtube]
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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby KiBa » Mon Oct 08, 2012 1:16 am

beedle wrote:
KiBa wrote:What place is that?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Country


Interesting. Do you really talk like an early Englishman?
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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby Brothaman » Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:41 am

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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby beedle » Mon Oct 08, 2012 12:26 pm

KiBa wrote:
beedle wrote:
KiBa wrote:What place is that?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Country


Interesting. Do you really talk like an early Englishman?

a bit, apparently. even though my accent isn't that heavy in comparison to other people, outsiders pick up on it easily

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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby Kenny » Mon Oct 08, 2012 1:00 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLr5bHzmzY4[/youtube]

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Re: Things That Made You Laugh Today

Postby St. Elmo's Fire » Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:32 pm

This isn't really safe for work. :lol:

http://tinyurl.com/8f37ewm
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