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Re: Causing Trouble At School

Postby Kenny » Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:22 am

Rakim wrote:One song he wrote using the words to the Pledge of Allegiance is to this day imprinted on my skull because of how oddly proud he was of it. To the point that he would play it what seemed like daily.


What style was it written in? And was he a jackass?
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Re: Causing Trouble At School

Postby Spokane » Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:33 am

Oh boy, I just remembered a gold one. As I was saying I never got into trouble much but I was always seen as sort of one of the funny guys. I remember this one teacher in Jr. High who I had and she had a reputation of being a bitch, an older lady too, it was Social Studies (a fancy name for History and Current Events wrapped into one). She was never mean to me in fact I was one of her favorite students. But one day I just couldn't help it, she got in front of the class and said "I have an announcement to make" in a dead serious tone. I blurted out "Your pregnant!" and the whole class erupted into laughter. She got a pissed off look on her face but didn't do anything to me and waited a minute then continued.
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Re: Causing Trouble At School

Postby Bluecast » Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:48 am

Blood was dumped on me at Prom night to I burned the school down with everyone in it then killed my mom with a bunch of knives.
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Re: Causing Trouble At School

Postby Rakim » Fri Aug 31, 2012 2:02 am

Kenny wrote:
Rakim wrote:One song he wrote using the words to the Pledge of Allegiance is to this day imprinted on my skull because of how oddly proud he was of it. To the point that he would play it what seemed like daily.


What style was it written in? And was he a jackass?


You can actually listen to it here. Its labeled "I pledge song". This is trippy as hell listening to it back after so long.
http://pgf.cc/persons-of-the-month/2003 ... d-orengue/

As for his personality, from what I remember he was probably a good guy, just timid and expected too much of us. The evil kids we were preyed on him because it was easy. I was an ass back then, a lot of the teachers hated our group because we were loud mouthed jokesters with an answer for everything.
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Re: Causing Trouble At School

Postby Riku Rose » Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:48 pm

Rakim wrote:One song he wrote using the words to the Pledge of Allegiance is to this day imprinted on my skull because of how oddly proud he was of it. To the point that he would play it what seemed like daily.


My form tutor was a music teacher and just like this. He got asked to do the music for some school play and it seemed he was showing off something he had wrote on the piano every morning for about a month. You would have thought that Elton John had asked him to write his next album the amount of time he spent on that piano. It was his first year of teaching and we fucked with him so bad that he cried at times.

When people where selling poppies (Once a year in the UK we donate to charity for families affected by war and it's also to honor the soldiers in the World War) they asked if I wanted one and I said no (I already had one and made a donation). My form tutor came over and said why don't you want one. I just said how I think the World War wasn't that bad and old people only go on about it to make themselves sound more interesting. I don't really think that but he got upset and started sobbing.

Another time he asked me and two mates to go get something out the boot of his car. God knows how he thought this could end well I think he just wanted to get rid of us. Well we got to his car and put his radio on a rap station and turned it up to max volume. Even with your hands over your ears in the car it hurt like a mother. You could hear the thing with the doors shut about 100 meters away. So we left it set so that when he turned on his engine he got ear shattering rap music. The next day he told us that it wasn't very funny and nothing else was said.

The best one was when he left the room and his PC was on his personal email address. We had a look through his emails to find one from a woman with the same last name as him. We was a bit shocked thinking it can't be his wife as we was pretty certain he was gay (Turned out he was). We opened the email only for it to end 'Love Mum.' We decided it would be a good idea to reply and it pretty much went along the lines of. "Hi Mum it's been awhile since we met up. We should go to Pizza Hut soon and maybe after back to my place ;)." He never said a thing about it so I have no idea how it went down.
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Re: Causing Trouble At School

Postby Kenny » Fri Aug 31, 2012 7:35 pm

Rakim wrote:
Kenny wrote:
Rakim wrote:One song he wrote using the words to the Pledge of Allegiance is to this day imprinted on my skull because of how oddly proud he was of it. To the point that he would play it what seemed like daily.


What style was it written in? And was he a jackass?


You can actually listen to it here. Its labeled "I pledge song". This is trippy as hell listening to it back after so long.
http://pgf.cc/persons-of-the-month/2003 ... d-orengue/

As for his personality, from what I remember he was probably a good guy, just timid and expected too much of us. The evil kids we were preyed on him because it was easy. I was an ass back then, a lot of the teachers hated our group because we were loud mouthed jokesters with an answer for everything.


Makes me feel bad for him about the typewriter and overhead thing if he was a good guy for the most part, but like you said. Being terrible and in middle school go hand in hand.

As for the music, it sounds like something the parents from "Pete and Pete" would listen to.
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Re: Causing Trouble At School

Postby UnHoly Bible » Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:44 am

Grass me up, motherfucker

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Re: Causing Trouble At School

Postby south carmain » Sat Sep 01, 2012 4:05 pm

I used to chuck paper balls at the teacher when I would get bored also we used to close the shutters and turn off the light so the room would be completely dark then start chucking chairs and tables and whatever was under our hands across the room, when I would get bored I would break a stink bomb in class so they would let us out, I triggered the fire alarm a few times as well, a part from a few fights and being an obnoxious loud teen I don't think there's much more to it, at the end of my last year I think I had something like 30 hours of detention to do, I stopped going after the first 2 so they kept on doubling them until I stopped going to school all together so they gave up
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Re: Causing Trouble At School

Postby Axm » Sun Sep 02, 2012 12:41 am

I sold Druuu..

Dreamcast games in school. That was it. I was a entrepreneur. The man couldnt hold down my hussle though. Thats how I bought my bass guitar and swooned a neighborhood girl into letting me touch her vagina.
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Re: Causing Trouble At School

Postby Bluecast » Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:26 am

Jr high and early high school.

I kicked through a Tempered Glass Door. Stole the walkie talkies to the entire front office. I did so many things in Jr High I kid you not I was Norm to cheers in the principle office. I put a worm in a teachers coffee which made her sick for a month. I was high on drugs all the time. Sophmore year I took the driving test while high on LSD. So when on the freeway I was speeding 100MPH. Went into the girls locker room naked. Shoplifted like crazy outside of school. Parties Sex more drugs. Broke into cars daily taking anything we could at a local small college. Set bon fires in parking lots. Punched two teachers in the face. One because he said "lets' go punk" other because the fat bitch kept grabbing my arm. Nearly shot and killed my dad. Was in a fight with the entire school of Skyline with only a handful of us. Git ina fight with some dick and lost because he sucker punched a girl that was a friend of mine and at the time I had a crush on. This is more of what was going on when I was in school at that time.


What got me out of it was one of the few times I was at school a man comes in with a taller more muscular man. He asks me "want to arm wrestle this guy?" I said sure. Then he invited e to the football team next year. So I tried to straighten up my act then.
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Re: Causing Trouble At School

Postby KiBa » Sun Sep 02, 2012 4:36 am

Bluecast wrote: Went into the girls locker room naked.


Okay, okay, I surrender. White flag. I have a very high tolerance for funniness, but, contextually, this may be one of the funniest things I ever read. It's almost at the summit, where the monkey Jesus painting resides forever.
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Re: Causing Trouble At School

Postby QWERTY » Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:27 am

I broke a kid's back unintentionally and got a teacher suspended. Not at the same time though, that would be some feat.

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Re: Causing Trouble At School

Postby Absentia » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:23 pm

This story didn't happen with me but it's rather entertaining

Back in my high school, we used to have a person controling the main entrance. She was a woman in her mid-twenties, rather goodlooking and fairly nice. And also she was married.
Well, my best friend from high-school got really hung up on her and used to hit on her quite a lot and to sum it off eventually it paid off, if you know what I mean.
It was a tricky position for me, because the guy was my best friend, I was also good friend with the woman (and actually knew her husband) and, to top things off, my mother was the high school director. My mother immediatly started suspecting something was going on and started asking (rather interrogating) me if I knew of something and obviously I lied.

However, surprise surprise, the truth came out on it's own and the whole married school worker-student relationship didn't go really well with the school board, but things worked out perfectly for me because my mother never really found out that I knew everything from the getgo.

I actually couldn't stand listening to my friend back when that happened. He shared too much detail (including nude photos) of a person I was good friend with...
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Re: Causing Trouble At School

Postby KiBa » Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:05 am

Absentia wrote: This story didn't happen with me but it's rather entertaining

Back in my high school, we used to have a person controling the main entrance. She was a woman in her mid-twenties, rather goodlooking and fairly nice. And also she was married.
Well, my best friend from high-school got really hung up on her and used to hit on her quite a lot and to sum it off eventually it paid off, if you know what I mean.
It was a tricky position for me, because the guy was my best friend, I was also good friend with the woman (and actually knew her husband) and, to top things off, my mother was the high school director. My mother immediatly started suspecting something was going on and started asking (rather interrogating) me if I knew of something and obviously I lied.

However, surprise surprise, the truth came out on it's own and the whole married school worker-student relationship didn't go really well with the school board, but things worked out perfectly for me because my mother never really found out that I knew everything from the getgo.

I actually couldn't stand listening to my friend back when that happened. He shared too much detail (including nude photos) of a person I was good friend with...


Since you're such a fine upstanding individual, give us your friend's contact information, so that we may acquire pics and details to assimilate into our collective. :robot:
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Re: Causing Trouble At School

Postby ThyDarkAngel » Mon Sep 03, 2012 11:03 am

crucifix down the lo.

would miss classes and appear near the windows and wave to the teachers.

vote for Dreamcast when we had votings to elect the class representative.

made a fellow classmate name being the new term for gay for years.

would always make works about Satanism for Moral/Religious Class and once played an Urotsukidoji vhs in said class.

some fighting.

sexual explicit or violence ridden texts (but also elegantly written mind you!) featuring the names of my classmates on compositions for Portuguese Class.

porn in the school's library, including a fully realised hand drawn graphic novel (Dark Hunter!).

witty, personal remarks for my teachers in exams papers.

fooling the vigilante about giving me free credits on table soccer.

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