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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby Bluecast » Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:36 pm

Q) What did Helen Keller name her dog?

A) Fido
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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby Segata Sanshiro Jr. » Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:40 pm

So something like,

Why do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? Absolutely nothing, it is impossible to combine an owl with a bungee cord.
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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby QWERTY » Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:41 pm

Segata Sanshiro Jr. wrote: So something like,

Why do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? Absolutely nothing, it is impossible to combine an owl with a bungee cord.


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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby Bluecast » Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:47 pm

I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.
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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby Bluecast » Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:50 pm

A seal walks into a club.




An englishman, Irishman and scottishman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Irishman and englishman both jump off the cliff. The scottishman says "oh,shit".
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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby Sonikku » Sat Sep 08, 2012 12:26 pm

What do you tell your wife if she's got two black eyes?

That you are going to go to rehab to treat the alcoholism that is contributing to domestic abuse and causing catastrophic emotional pain to your family.
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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby Axm » Sat Sep 08, 2012 2:29 pm

The following is from a sophisticated and successful black man.


I got high ...grades in college, which lead to this great job opportunity .
I'd hit that ...putt pretty hard, the greens seem slow today.
I got weed ...killer from Home Depot today.
Look at all the booty ...I found while treasure hunting.
I've got lots of hoes ...in the shed next to my garden.
I hit it so hard last night ...at the gym.
Today I scored some ...goals in the company soccer game.
If the glove don't fit ...then don't worry, I have a gift receipt and you can exchange it no problem.
I was surrounded by police ...at the local neighborhood watch meeting.
Nothing better than a good 40 ...1K, my wife and I will be able to retire one day.
My dad used to beat me ...at Pac Man when I was younger.
Taking shots ...of my family to put on our Christmas cards this year.


Credit to Yama for finding this on twitter. We had a good laugh. At 2am everything's funnier.
http://twitter.com/SuccessAndBlack

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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby QWERTY » Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:11 am

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"
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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby Calshot » Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:54 pm

Dorian walks into a bar. It's a gay bar.
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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby KiBa » Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:24 am

Dorian walks into a Pole....
Check out yeo's The friends of Ringo Ishikawa:

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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby Spokane » Fri Nov 30, 2012 3:06 am

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby mrslig100 » Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:37 am

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Now that has to be the best anti joke act in existence.
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Re: Anti-jokes

Postby mrslig100 » Fri Nov 30, 2012 7:39 am

In fact its so outrageously outrageous that ima double posting about it!
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