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Brave Little Toaster remake...except it's an iphone

Postby Bluecast » Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:06 am

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Re: Brave Little Toaster remake...except it's an iphone

Postby KiBa » Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:09 am

Yes! Wait... Nooooooooooo!
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Re: Brave Little Toaster remake...except it's an iphone

Postby OL » Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:31 pm

Fuck that.
Seriously, it's not even the fact that it's going to use more modern technology as the characters. I could accept that, given the right implementation.
The thing that murders it for me is the fact that it's going to be live-action/cg. Which of course implies that there are going to be human characters in more prominent roles, rather than focusing almost entirely on the objects.
No doubt the human characters will play the "straight man" role to the wise-cracking, goofball iphones and whatnot.

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Re: Brave Little Toaster remake...except it's an iphone

Postby Bluecast » Tue Sep 18, 2012 3:47 pm

It's from the same people who did The Smurfs..... :sad:
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Re: Brave Little Toaster remake...except it's an iphone

Postby Spokane » Tue Sep 18, 2012 4:14 pm

I can't even believe I wasted my time replying to the subject of this garbage.
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Re: Brave Little Toaster remake...except it's an iphone

Postby Kenny » Tue Sep 18, 2012 4:56 pm

This is hilarious.

You know what the funny thing is? I met the person who manages the animation division that made Smurfs. You know what they think? Its just as terrible of an idea as we think it is, however it generates lots of revenue so they keep doing it. Blame the people forking out the cash to watch these kinds of movies, they dictate this kind of garbage being made.
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Re: Brave Little Toaster remake...except it's an iphone

Postby Yukupo » Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:30 pm

Yeah, I feel a little nauseous now.
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Re: Brave Little Toaster remake...except it's an iphone

Postby KiBa » Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:36 pm

Bluecast wrote: It's from the same people who did The Smurfs..... :sad:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXfHZ3AhcCc&t=01m31s
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Re: Brave Little Toaster remake...except it's an iphone

Postby Bluecast » Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:50 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UfsEj7AOGI[/youtube]
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Re: Brave Little Toaster remake...except it's an iphone

Postby Sonikku » Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:53 am

I only barely remember seeing this movie on the disney channel when I was a kid, but this is one remake that best remains in development hell.
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Re: Brave Little Toaster remake...except it's an iphone

Postby Axm » Wed Sep 19, 2012 6:13 pm

Ruins the point of the object being simple and ordinary yet doing amazing things.
Next thing you know the hubble space telescope has feelings too.
Hover Boards make baby's.
And light sabers discover the meaning of life.

In a world with technology taking over our lives it would have been refreshing to look at a simple object like a toaster again and find it admerable its trying to make itself relivant still amoung modern devices.
Instead we are supposed to feel simpathy for advanced technology and what? Feel sorry it sells so well and is overly a part of our lives?

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Re: Brave Little Toaster remake...except it's an iphone

Postby Bluecast » Wed Sep 19, 2012 6:21 pm

How am I supposed to believe a kid misses an Iphone? They will just release another one in 6 months slimmer "cooler" and the kid will get that one not giving a fuck about the lost out of date one. Meanwhile lost iphone get's new life being sold at Gamestop so another spoiled kid.
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Re: Brave Little Toaster remake...except it's an iphone

Postby ys » Wed Sep 19, 2012 7:19 pm

I had never heard about this movie but the worst part is that I understand you guys 100% even without having seen it myself. Because I can tell from reading the article that it's another soulless remake of something that had some thought behind it. Add in some extra product placement for good measure.
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