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I'm Thinking of Buying a Tiger

Postby Riku Rose » Thu Oct 04, 2012 6:43 pm

Was looking at this article on how much exotic animals cost.

http://money.msn.com/saving-money-tips/ ... 1babb6d3f4

I don't think it's legal here but who the fuck is going to question me if I have a fucking tiger. You also hear about how much women love men with dogs well I can top that if I buy this thing.

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Re: I'm Thinking of Buying a Tiger

Postby Kenny » Thu Oct 04, 2012 6:52 pm

This can only end tragically.

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Re: I'm Thinking of Buying a Tiger

Postby Bluecast » Thu Oct 04, 2012 6:55 pm

Wild animals should not be pets. It's cruel to them. When owners get attacked they deserve it.
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Re: I'm Thinking of Buying a Tiger

Postby Spokane » Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:20 pm

Roy wrote:
I don't think it's legal here but who the fuck is going to question me if I have a fucking tiger. You also hear about how much women love men with dogs well I can top that if I buy this thing.


The quote of Roy Horn of Siegfried and Roy before being bitten and severely injured by a tiger.
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Re: I'm Thinking of Buying a Tiger

Postby shengoro86 » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:14 pm

I wouldn't do it man. I grew up on a farm and I can say exotic animals only end up with bad things happening, whether the animal realized it or not.
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Re: I'm Thinking of Buying a Tiger

Postby Axm » Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:13 pm

Do it. You would be the coolest guy I dont know, but would say I know to friends as to spark up a conversation. Then as time goes on and you get brutally thrashed, I can remind my friends of you and that you are in the hospital now.
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Re: I'm Thinking of Buying a Tiger

Postby KiBa » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:07 pm

Even more exotic!

http://buyrealpeople.com/

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Re: I'm Thinking of Buying a Tiger

Postby Thief » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:11 pm

To answer how I read this topic's title, I think it's a great idea to become a tiger.
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Re: I'm Thinking of Buying a Tiger

Postby Sonikku » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:58 pm

I personally do not see any potential harm or consequence that could possibly happen as a result of this action. :D
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Re: I'm Thinking of Buying a Tiger

Postby south carmain » Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:12 am

You need to become a drug lord and own a mansion first or you will just look lame
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Re: I'm Thinking of Buying a Tiger

Postby Peter » Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:58 am

This topic makes me wanna play Scarface on the PS2.
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Re: I'm Thinking of Buying a Tiger

Postby Master Kyodai » Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:25 am

It's kinda loophole as most appartment rental contracts disallow dogs or cats, but none say anything about a tiger.
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Re: I'm Thinking of Buying a Tiger

Postby Bluecast » Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:35 am

Master Kyodai wrote: It's kinda loophole as most appartment rental contracts disallow dogs or cats, but none say anything about a tiger.

Tiger is a cat
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Re: I'm Thinking of Buying a Tiger

Postby Crimson Ryan » Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:12 am

Watch Louis Theroux: Most Dangerous Pets.

You'll change your mind.
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Re: I'm Thinking of Buying a Tiger

Postby Spokane » Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:31 pm

I think Mike Tyson had one for a while, his cameo in The Hangover even played on that fact that he owned one.

The thing is, Mike Tyson has no brain cells.
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