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HALP!

Postby QWERTY » Sun Oct 28, 2012 5:08 pm

Just so everyone knows, and considering I am pretty fucked up in the head because of various event and aspects of my past, People irl have told me I look like a serial killer, rapist, pedo, in general disturbed looking kind of guy. Luckily none of them think that way of my personality, and most find me enjoyable to be around. Apparently I looked pissed off alot, and im hardly ever pissed off. You cant judge this book by its cover, I will say that much, I naturally, by default scare many people away. I have to come on strong with my charming personality to over take the "disturbed" look I often have on my face which I just cant control, yet I seem to be "handsome" to all the ladies. It basically comes down to my blank/emotionless face looks disturbing and angry I guess, and I know I have that look on my face alot.

How can I stop this?
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Re: HALP!

Postby Bluecast » Sun Oct 28, 2012 5:09 pm

Prepare your anus

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Re: HALP!

Postby QWERTY » Sun Oct 28, 2012 5:10 pm

Ryudo wrote: Prepare your anus


It always is, just on the off-chance of "surprise sex".
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Re: HALP!

Postby Spokane » Sun Oct 28, 2012 5:12 pm

It's not a surprise if your expecting it.

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Re: HALP!

Postby QWERTY » Sun Oct 28, 2012 5:15 pm

Spokane wrote: It's not a surprise if your expecting it.


Being prepared and expecting something are two completely different notions, fool.
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Re: HALP!

Postby Bluecast » Sun Oct 28, 2012 5:18 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzbURUrgQao[/youtube]
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Re: HALP!

Postby MiTT3NZ » Sun Oct 28, 2012 5:50 pm

Smile more, animate (/over-exaggerate) your facial expressions when talking, try different hairstyles, change the way you dress.
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Re: HALP!

Postby Who Really Cares? » Sun Oct 28, 2012 6:38 pm

Walk about like this

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Re: HALP!

Postby Spokane » Sun Oct 28, 2012 6:50 pm

QWERTY™ wrote:
Spokane wrote: It's not a surprise if your expecting it.


Being prepared and expecting something are two completely different notions, fool.

Whatever. I fucking hate you. This place turned shit (or stayed shit depending on how you look at it) when they let you back here. I was expecting I would not mind you now, but your the same and you'll always look the same. The way you look tells people how you really are.

Your what I hate about the internet. Whatever to what you say back. What the fuck ever QWERTY.

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Re: HALP!

Postby Bluecast » Sun Oct 28, 2012 7:25 pm

Spokane wrote:
QWERTY[TRADE MARK SIGN] wrote:
Spokane wrote: It's not a surprise if your expecting it.


Being prepared and expecting something are two completely different notions, fool.

Whatever. I fucking hate you. This place turned shit (or stayed shit depending on how you look at it) when they let you back here. I was expecting I would not mind you now, but your the same and you'll always look the same. The way you look tells people how you really are.

Your what I hate about the internet. Whatever to what you say back. What the fuck ever QWERTY.

:lol: haha


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Re: HALP!

Postby MiTT3NZ » Sun Oct 28, 2012 7:26 pm

Oooooooohhh... Buuurrrrnnnn.....
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Re: HALP!

Postby Peter » Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:15 pm

Have a shave, and make sure to wipe front to back :nice!:
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Re: HALP!

Postby Kenny » Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:46 am

Spokane wrote:
QWERTY™ wrote:
Spokane wrote: It's not a surprise if your expecting it.


Being prepared and expecting something are two completely different notions, fool.

Whatever. I fucking hate you. This place turned shit (or stayed shit depending on how you look at it) when they let you back here. I was expecting I would not mind you now, but your the same and you'll always look the same. The way you look tells people how you really are.

Your what I hate about the internet. Whatever to what you say back. What the fuck ever QWERTY.


:lol:

Heard about dem internetz going around lately? I herd dey were serz bizz.

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Re: HALP!

Postby KiBa » Mon Oct 29, 2012 1:28 am

By the way, no one has mentioned it yet, but I hate our mods too. Moderating hurts my soul. We should be able to post scat death in a Junk Forum, and abuse our PoPo when they try to make us act like adult human beings. Shenmue deserves better than completely reasonable governance.
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Re: HALP!

Postby QWERTY » Mon Oct 29, 2012 4:03 am

Spokane wrote:
QWERTY™ wrote:
Spokane wrote: It's not a surprise if your expecting it.


Being prepared and expecting something are two completely different notions, fool.

Whatever. I fucking hate you. This place turned shit (or stayed shit depending on how you look at it) when they let you back here. I was expecting I would not mind you now, but your the same and you'll always look the same. The way you look tells people how you really are.

Your what I hate about the internet. Whatever to what you say back. What the fuck ever QWERTY.


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Oh and it's you're.

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