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Re: Epic Names in History

Postby Sonikku » Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:21 am

Ryudo wrote: Dick Pound
Rusty Kuntz
God Shammgod
Dick Pole
Pete LaCock
Dick Trickl
Misty Hyman

Yes they are real.


Ok now that Ryudo has left me with dick on the mind, I'm thinking...

Dick Armey.

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Re: Epic Names in History

Postby KiBa » Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:25 am

Epic names, not porn names!

Got a good one: Pharaoh Ozymandias.
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Re: Epic Names in History

Postby Bluecast » Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:37 am

KiBa wrote: Epic names, not porn names!

Got a good one: Pharaoh Ozymandias.

They are not porn stars. It's the names given to them at birth. Most are sports stars.
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Re: Epic Names in History

Postby KiBa » Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:55 am

Granted. Nonetheless, they're pornish, not epical. I'm going to have to temporarily ban you for this abject insubordination. See you in a week. (This is what making me mod would have been like. It would have been awesome.) :king:
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Re: Epic Names in History

Postby Bluecast » Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:28 am

KiBa wrote: Granted. Nonetheless, they're pornish, not epical. I'm going to have to temporarily ban you for this abject insubordination. See you in a week. (This is what making me mod would have been like. It would have been awesome.) :king:

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Re: Epic Names in History

Postby MiTT3NZ » Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:50 am

My history teach, Mrs. Hunt honestly had a son called Michael.
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Re: Epic Names in History

Postby ThyDarkAngel » Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:39 am

Erzebeth Bathory

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Re: Epic Names in History

Postby Brothaman » Fri Dec 07, 2012 1:53 pm

Jeff wrote: First comes to mind "Will Power" IRL racer.


Spokane wrote: ^ Scott Speed. Perfect name for a race car driver to bad he isn't too good. :lol:


NASCAR driver, Dick Trickle. 8)
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Re: Epic Names in History

Postby Calshot » Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:40 pm

One of my favorite teachers in grade school was named Harry Sachs.

I knew a girl in elementary school named My Ho.

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Re: Epic Names in History

Postby St. Elmo's Fire » Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:48 pm

Calshot wrote: One of my favorite teachers in grade school was named Harry Sachs.

I knew a girl in elementary school named My Ho.


Could there be a worse name for a teacher? :lol:

Which also reminds me of one religion teacher I had called Mr. Bell. When he told the class his name, half of us burst out laughing as we mentally added an "-end" to his name. :lol: Fun times!
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Re: Epic Names in History

Postby Spokane » Fri Dec 07, 2012 6:51 pm

One of the teachers at the school my mom works with is named Mr. Baldry and he is bald, one day she had a slip of the tongue and called him Mr. Baldy. Yeah teachers use their first names most the time when they talk to each other but not that time. :lol:

It was when he was new and she hadn't met him yet, she just read his name on a paper and went up to him and said "Are you Mr. Baldy?".
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Re: Whatever Names You Want To Post Because Nobody Gets "Epi

Postby Gingefners, The » Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:38 pm

"Whatever Names You Want To Post Because Nobody Gets "Epic""

Kiba, fuck you. Fuck you for either implying I don't get "Epic", or for implying I do but I am Nobody. Chris P Bacon is as epic as all getup. To say otherwise is an insult to me, an insult to the English language because of your gross generalisation, but worst of all and most unforgivably, it's an insult to bacon. I hope you bleed a painful but non fatal amount.
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Re: Whatever Names You Want To Post Because Nobody Gets "Epi

Postby Bluecast » Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:20 pm

Whatever Names You Want To Post Because Nobody Gets "Epic"

My jr high shop teacher name
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Re: Whatever Names You Want To Post Because Nobody Gets "Epi

Postby Takumi » Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:28 am

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Re: Whatever Names You Want To Post Because Nobody Gets "Epi

Postby KiBa » Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:10 am

^ :rotflmao: Okay, okay. It's my game, and I'm disqualifying black people. Otherwise, they'd win hands down, like in every professional sport.

Gingefners, The wrote: "Whatever Names You Want To Post Because Nobody Gets "Epic""

Kiba, fuck you. Fuck you for either implying I don't get "Epic", or for implying I do but I am Nobody. Chris P Bacon is as epic as all getup. To say otherwise is an insult to me, an insult to the English language because of your gross generalisation, but worst of all and most unforgivably, it's an insult to bacon. I hope you bleed a painful but non fatal amount.


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