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Gruesome Penis Injury In HORRIFIC Sex Accident

Postby Ziming » Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:33 am

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MMA fighter Ray Elbe -- who competed on "Ultimate Fighter 9" -- had to be rushed to a hospital in Malaysia earlier this month and required 10 stitches ... after he BROKE HIS PENIS during sex.

Elbe told the whole story -- in painfully graphic detail -- on an MMA website ... explaining how he was having sex with his GF, who was "on top" ... when she bounced a little too high, and crunched Ray's erect penis.

According to Ray, his penis "fractured" ... and "blood was everywhere." Ray says he immediately passed out from the pain.

Ray says he was rushed to a nearby hospital ... and underwent emergency surgery to close the wound and repair a "slight tear" in his urinary tube.

Elbe says the pain was so severe after the surgery, his johnson was "throbbing with each heart beat."

Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks.

The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience -- and will never let his GF be "on top" ever again.

Elbe also explained, "In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent."

Read more: http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2012/12/15/3 ... x-accident
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Re: Gruesome Penis Injury In HORRIFIC Sex Accident

Postby Spokane » Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:17 am

I seem to remember hearing a similar story years ago that happened to one of the guys in Three Dog Night I think.
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Postby silent killer » Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:20 am

I'm sure the doctors in malaysia patched him up quite easily. Seeing as how they must operate on more than their fair share of willies.
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Re: Gruesome Penis Injury In HORRIFIC Sex Accident

Postby Bluecast » Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:26 am

This is why cock fighting is bad kids
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Postby Let's Get Sweaty » Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:35 am

Sounds like he won't be doing any ground 'n' pound for a while.
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Postby Who Really Cares? » Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:40 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Dj1oDx8_H4[/youtube]
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Postby Brothaman » Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:20 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwQoF105RO4[/youtube]
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Re: Gruesome Penis Injury In HORRIFIC Sex Accident

Postby KiBa » Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:45 am

All around the mulberry bush
The monkey chased the weasel;
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun,
POP! goes the weasel!
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Re: Gruesome Penis Injury In HORRIFIC Sex Accident

Postby Spokane » Fri Dec 21, 2012 4:56 pm

At least he was with a woman, imagine if this happened if he was just having fun with himself or was a closet gay and his homosexuality/bisexuality came to light this way if it was a dude.
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Postby mue 26 » Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:08 pm

Forget replying to legitimate questions raised in the Team Yu thread. Yep, instead of spending any time doing that, this is what the world clearly needs more of: HORRIFIC penis injury threads. Lovely stuff.
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Re: Gruesome Penis Injury In HORRIFIC Sex Accident

Postby Bluecast » Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:39 pm

mue 26 wrote: Forget replying to legitimate questions raised in the Team Yu thread. Yep, instead of spending any time doing that, this is what the world clearly needs more of: HORRIFIC penis injury threads. Lovely stuff.


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Re: Gruesome Penis Injury In HORRIFIC Sex Accident

Postby Let's Get Sweaty » Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:06 pm

mue 26 wrote: Forget replying to legitimate questions raised in the Team Yu thread. Yep, instead of spending any time doing that, this is what the world clearly needs more of: HORRIFIC penis injury threads. Lovely stuff.


To be fair, as much as I'd also like the courtesy of a response in that thread, I could read about MMA broskis snapping their todgers all day.

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Spokane wrote:At least he was with a woman, imagine if this happened if he was just having fun with himself or was a closet gay and his homosexuality/bisexuality came to light this way if it was a dude.


Well, we only have their word for it. I mean, he's gone strangely out of his way to have us picture the scene a certain way, as if to deflect any alternative theories...
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Re: Gruesome Penis Injury In HORRIFIC Sex Accident

Postby Spokane » Sat Dec 22, 2012 5:21 pm

True.

Either way they got sweaty whoever it was and bloody too.
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Postby Bluecast » Sat Dec 22, 2012 5:26 pm

Bloody hell?
Spokane wrote:True.

Either way they got sweaty whoever it was and bloody too.
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Postby KiBa » Fri Dec 28, 2012 6:25 am

We've finally got some footage of the accident uploaded (Seriously beware! Very disturbing!):
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