What Do I Do?

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Re: What Do I Do?

Postby Thief » Tue Jan 08, 2013 3:04 am

Riku Rose wrote:
My boss was actually mugged and they let him keep the stuff in his wallet which is what gave me the idea.


He probably just needed an excuse to ditch his wallet.
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Re: What Do I Do?

Postby Riku Rose » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:25 am

Kenny wrote: I would but I don't feel like paying Riku $250,000 for the life rights. :P


Make it $500,000 and I'll tell you about the time I convinced a priest he was being stalked by the devil.
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Re: What Do I Do?

Postby Yokosuka Martian » Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:24 pm

lmao if thats real i wanna hear it
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Re: What Do I Do?

Postby mrslig100 » Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:56 pm

So you didn't like a wallet your nan got you so you pretended you got mugged and now your family want to call the police.
Thats brilliant, too good, I love it :D =D>
All I suggest is to let it blow over.
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Re: What Do I Do?

Postby south carmain » Tue Jan 08, 2013 2:05 pm

mrslig100 wrote: So you didn't like a wallet your nan got you so you pretended you got mugged and now your family want to call the police.
Thats brilliant, too good, I love it :D =D>
All I suggest is to let it blow over.
Try asking on here:
http://boards.4chan.org/adv/

asking for life advise on 4chan... nope!

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Re: What Do I Do?

Postby St. Elmo's Fire » Tue Jan 08, 2013 2:06 pm

:lol:
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Re: What Do I Do?

Postby Riku Rose » Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:08 pm

Yokosuka Martian wrote: lmao if thats real i wanna hear it


Oh it's real. I have a pic of a prop that was used.

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Re: What Do I Do?

Postby Yokosuka Martian » Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:11 pm

I think it's even more hilarious that the priest believes that the devil would actually look like a guy with horns and a pitchfork . What did he think that was?
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Re: What Do I Do?

Postby Let's Get Sweaty » Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:22 pm

Thief wrote:
Riku Rose wrote:
My boss was actually mugged and they let him keep the stuff in his wallet which is what gave me the idea.


He probably just needed an excuse to ditch his wallet.

Stop trying to shift the blame, your name's a dead giveaway.
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Re: What Do I Do?

Postby Kenny » Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:41 pm

south carmain wrote:
mrslig100 wrote: So you didn't like a wallet your nan got you so you pretended you got mugged and now your family want to call the police.
Thats brilliant, too good, I love it :D =D>
All I suggest is to let it blow over.
Try asking on here:
http://boards.4chan.org/adv/

asking for life advise on 4chan... nope!


Why not? They successfully told me how to get rid of those damn kids off my lawn. Who would've thought an axe and a couple of hungry canines would do the job so effectively well?

I'm planning on asking them advice on how to get rid of this stripper who keeps coming back to my place to use up all my blow.
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Re: What Do I Do?

Postby Axm » Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:51 pm

Is it possible to nominate this thread of 2013 so early on in the year?

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Re: What Do I Do?

Postby shengoro86 » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:10 pm

holy crap this is too funny.
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Re: What Do I Do?

Postby Bambi » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:24 pm

This thread was everything I thought it could be and more, 10/10 would read again.

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Re: What Do I Do?

Postby mue 26 » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:28 pm

It's true, this thread just kept on giving.
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Re: What Do I Do?

Postby Henry Spencer » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:58 pm

If none of the members who posted in this topic don't get "funniest member" then I'm calling it a great injustice, until the end of time. Funniest topic on here in AGES.
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