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Kid suspended for throwing grenade made of air

Postby Bluecast » Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:45 pm

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Re: Kid suspended for throwing grenade made of air

Postby Sonikku » Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:06 pm

In imagination land that could have killed a lot of people. :???:
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Re: Kid suspended for throwing grenade made of air

Postby MiTT3NZ » Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:15 pm

So he saves the universe and gets a suspension? Maybe he breached protocol or there was too much collateral damage... Either way, being a hero can be tough, it's good that he's learning it at an early age.
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Re: Kid suspended for throwing grenade made of air

Postby ShenmueTree » Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:16 pm

What if you accidentally step on invisible imaginary mines that threaten creativity?!
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Re: Kid suspended for throwing grenade made of air

Postby Bluecast » Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:18 pm

he's the imaginary hero the school deserves, but not the one it needs right now
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Re: Kid suspended for throwing grenade made of air

Postby Calshot » Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:39 pm

MiTT3NZ wrote: So he saves the universe and gets a suspension? Maybe he breached protocol or there was too much collateral damage... Either way, being a hero can be tough, it's good that he's learning it at an early age.


If he saves the universe, it means the bad guys lost. The school can't have the bad guys losing since it goes against their likely "everybody is a winner" policy.

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Re: Kid suspended for throwing grenade made of air

Postby AnimeGamer183 » Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:48 pm

he massacred so many of those kids imaginary friends... :no:
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Re: Kid suspended for throwing grenade made of air

Postby silent killer » Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:57 pm

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Re: Kid suspended for throwing grenade made of air

Postby Bluecast » Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:01 pm

As a kid I had more toy guns than the US miltary had real ones.
Me and my friends had wars,killed bad guys or were the bad guys. Then Parents told it was time to come home and were just kids again. Now they want the kids to feel like a real criminal for having an imagination.


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Schools punishing them for being a kid.

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Re: Kid suspended for throwing grenade made of air

Postby KiBa » Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:18 am

Nobody really seems to understand where the Principal is coming from here. He had no choice but to suspend the youngling. The issue was that he threw his imaginary grenade in view of imaginary aliens from an imaginary alien civilization that hadn't invented imaginary grenades yet. Therefore, he clearly violated the imaginary Prime Directive. It's clear cut.
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Re: Kid suspended for throwing grenade made of air

Postby Samanosuke Akechi » Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:49 am

:lol:

This just keeps getting better and better.Big fail america,big fail.
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Re: Kid suspended for throwing grenade made of air

Postby Bluecast » Sat Feb 09, 2013 3:12 am

KiBa wrote: Nobody really seems to understand where the Principal is coming from here. He had no choice but to suspend the youngling. The issue was that he threw his imaginary grenade in view of imaginary aliens from an imaginary alien civilization that hadn't invented imaginary grenades yet. Therefore, he clearly violated the imaginary Prime Directive. It's clear cut.

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Re: Kid suspended for throwing grenade made of air

Postby Kenny » Sat Feb 09, 2013 6:57 am

Ooh ohh, lemmie try one! Lemmie try one!

*ahem*

A kid walks into a bar and blows it up with his grenades.

The bar and his grenades were imaginary so it never happened.
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Re: Kid suspended for throwing grenade made of air

Postby Let's Get Sweaty » Sat Feb 09, 2013 7:46 am

I fail to see the problem.

Oh wait, that IS the problem.

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