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Got Banned From Riding The Bus Today

Postby Riku Rose » Sun Feb 10, 2013 8:28 pm

I decided the other day to join a gym since I want to get in better shape. Anyway the gym has nowhere to park other then a carpark which you have to pay for so it's just cheaper for me to get the bus then to drive. I had a good workout and got on the bus to go home.

Well this woman got on the bus and asked if I would move my bag on the seat next to me so she could sit down. I assumed she see that I had been working out and liked what she see since there was easily at least 3 other people she could ask. Well she sat and I said nothing but after awhile I put my hand or her leg. Turns out she was just a giant tease and started screaming and yelling some bullshit.

So I got kicked off the bus and can't ride any bus for 2 years and can't even appeal for 6 months. The worst part is that it's going to cost me an extra pound now every time I go to the gym for a parking space.
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Re: Got Banned From Riding The Bus Today

Postby Spokane » Sun Feb 10, 2013 8:43 pm

Just Riku being Riku.

Nothing new here guys.

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Re: Got Banned From Riding The Bus Today

Postby Bluecast » Sun Feb 10, 2013 8:45 pm

Spokane wrote: Just Riku being Riku.

Nothing new here guys.

Reminds me when nick would make these story topics and Mitts would rip him a few new ones
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Re: Got Banned From Riding The Bus Today

Postby Spokane » Sun Feb 10, 2013 8:46 pm

I think Riku had it coming to him.

After all, it's Riku!

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Re: Got Banned From Riding The Bus Today

Postby Axm » Sun Feb 10, 2013 8:52 pm

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Re: Got Banned From Riding The Bus Today

Postby MiTT3NZ » Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:16 pm

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Re: Got Banned From Riding The Bus Today

Postby Sonikku » Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:17 pm

You're doing it all wrong, riku. (I'm female now, I would know) We like men that are bold and daring. The next time a cute girl sits nets to you, whip out your penis. Don't even say anything, just whip it out. We love that kind of stuff.

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Re: Got Banned From Riding The Bus Today

Postby Bluecast » Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:27 pm

Sonikku wrote: You're doing it all wrong, riku. (I'm female now, I would know) We like men that are bold and daring. The next time a cute girl sits nets to you, whip out your penis. Don't even say anything, just whip it out. We love that kind of stuff.

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Re: Got Banned From Riding The Bus Today

Postby Calshot » Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:51 pm

Next time, try playing the sympathy card and tell her about the time someone mugged you for the wallet your grandmother gave you for Christmas.

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Re: Got Banned From Riding The Bus Today

Postby Samanosuke Akechi » Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:00 pm

When In doubt,whip it out.
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Re: Got Banned From Riding The Bus Today

Postby AnimeGamer183 » Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:41 pm

:no: riku riku riku... apparently your dick is alot bigger in your head than it actually is. Was this bitch giving you some strong signals or something? Thats a bit of an embarassing scenario man, hope you get it all settled, but even more I hope you learn from it.
is this gonna be one of those riku topics where he posts his story and then never responds again after that?
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Re: Got Banned From Riding The Bus Today

Postby Bluecast » Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:55 pm

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You did what?

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Re: Got Banned From Riding The Bus Today

Postby Perfect_Chaos » Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:51 am

Rakim i wanna slap that bitch in your sig.....

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Re: Got Banned From Riding The Bus Today

Postby Let's Get Sweaty » Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:18 am

Just pretend you have a mild speech impediment, and so the misunderstanding was all hers when you asked if she liked to ride the buff.
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