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Re: Random Thoughts

Postby Calshot » Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:11 am

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Is it true that all African octopuses in porn have longer tentacles?

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Re: Random Thoughts

Postby ThyDarkAngel » Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:46 am

Axm wrote: QUICK
Its time for me to reactive Sony fanboy mode.
Someone find me a great Sony avatar of one of the business heads like Jack Tretton, Kaz Hirai or Shu Yoshia
and a Sig that shows the power of Playstation 4. Especially if it's shitting on MS.



If I can suggest a change, here are some options:

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Re: Random Thoughts

Postby Peter » Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:27 pm

Fuck. Cunt. Bollox.

So i came to Australia to possibly meet a girl and maybe stay here. A new girl started beside me in work last week, whos Australian but half Portuguese. Shes quiet and nice but i wouldnt say im fully attracted to her. She added me on Facebook last week and i noticed shes a bit plump but has huge huge tits.
Anyways, she emailed me in work today and chatted a bit, then right before i went to bed she messaged me on Facebook. We just sat for 4 hours there having the most dirty conversation ive ever had, i mean shes filthy. Pure filth. Even talking about places we could fuck in work.

But i am not that into her. Im confused. Fuck!!!!!

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Re: Random Thoughts

Postby Brothaman » Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:35 pm

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The Mighty Pimp Gods have blessed you with some superficial ass for your betterment. Do not anger Them.


Worst cause scenario, she's being a cock-tease. But just hit her up and see what's going down.

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Re: Random Thoughts

Postby Bluecast » Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:36 pm

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Re: Random Thoughts

Postby MiTT3NZ » Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:56 pm

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Re: Random Thoughts

Postby Sonikku » Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:14 pm

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Re: Random Thoughts

Postby lavrentis » Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:27 pm

Accidently liked someones comment on FB (who I knew like 10 years ago) whilst I was looking and they've added me. Christ, very very awkward. I might just delete facebook yanno, it's very awkward.
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Re: Random Thoughts

Postby Bluecast » Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:13 pm

...Ass....
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Re: Random Thoughts

Postby AnimeGamer183 » Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:18 pm

Peter wrote: Fuck. Cunt. Bollox.

So i came to Australia to possibly meet a girl and maybe stay here. A new girl started beside me in work last week, whos Australian but half Portuguese. Shes quiet and nice but i wouldnt say im fully attracted to her. She added me on Facebook last week and i noticed shes a bit plump but has huge huge tits.
Anyways, she emailed me in work today and chatted a bit, then right before i went to bed she messaged me on Facebook. We just sat for 4 hours there having the most dirty conversation ive ever had, i mean shes filthy. Pure filth. Even talking about places we could fuck in work.

But i am not that into her. Im confused. Fuck!!!!!


Peter, get your head in the game man! Play along, she obviously wants the D, and if you play your cards right you might be able to have some awesome sex with her. At best she could be the girl you may be looking for, at least she might make a good fuck buddy. Try her out and see where it goes, if shes talking that freaky I would counter with the same exact thing, she will love it, be her nasty guy that will do all the crazy shit she wants in bed. Trust me, just do it.

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Re: Random Thoughts

Postby Yokosuka Martian » Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:59 am

Sonic Underground was a horrible idea
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Re: Random Thoughts

Postby Who Really Cares? » Fri Jun 14, 2013 3:27 pm

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Re: Random Thoughts

Postby Sonikku » Fri Jun 14, 2013 4:51 pm

AnimeGamer183 wrote:
Peter wrote: Fuck. Cunt. Bollox.

So i came to Australia to possibly meet a girl and maybe stay here. A new girl started beside me in work last week, whos Australian but half Portuguese. Shes quiet and nice but i wouldnt say im fully attracted to her. She added me on Facebook last week and i noticed shes a bit plump but has huge huge tits.
Anyways, she emailed me in work today and chatted a bit, then right before i went to bed she messaged me on Facebook. We just sat for 4 hours there having the most dirty conversation ive ever had, i mean shes filthy. Pure filth. Even talking about places we could fuck in work.

But i am not that into her. Im confused. Fuck!!!!!


Peter, get your head in the game man! Play along, she obviously wants the D, and if you play your cards right you might be able to have some awesome sex with her. At best she could be the girl you may be looking for, at least she might make a good fuck buddy. Try her out and see where it goes, if shes talking that freaky I would counter with the same exact thing, she will love it, be her nasty guy that will do all the crazy shit she wants in bed. Trust me, just do it.


What of the other girlfriend? Are things more or less over at this point?
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Re: Random Thoughts

Postby *Kenshin Himura* » Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:26 pm

I really would love some warm Sake right now. :-"
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Re: Random Thoughts

Postby Bluecast » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:36 pm

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