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Re: Are you an alpha male?

Postby QWERTY » Fri Mar 29, 2013 4:59 pm

mue 26 wrote:
I won't go as far to say I enjoy anything you post though because every post reeks of banality


Genuine lol :lol:


As an alpha male, I feel it is my place in society to humour the inferior betas.
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Re: Are you an alpha male?

Postby QWERTY » Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:02 pm

Let's Get Sweaty wrote: Anyone who'd make a point of proclaiming themselves an "alpha male" on an Internet forum clearly has a complex of some kind. It's your protestations to the contrary that convince me you're the furthest thing in real life from an alpha male that my imagination can possibly conjur, and the only thing wrong with that is the sad sense of self-loathing that must cause you to roleplay in this manner. I'm just not sure whose approval you're seeking with this charade - that of strangers or, more tragically, your own. :-s


You take life too seriously bruv.
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Re: Are you an alpha male?

Postby Let's Get Sweaty » Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:05 pm

Innit tho, bruv.
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Re: Are you an alpha male?

Postby QWERTY » Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:08 pm

Let's Get Sweaty wrote: Innit tho, bruv.


As an alpha male, I can completely disregard your amateuristic attempt at psychoanalysis and just leave it as bygones. Because I'm nice like that and my ass won't quit.
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Re: Are you an alpha male?

Postby Let's Get Sweaty » Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:13 pm

It really doesn't take more than an amateur to spot a posturing try-hard. What you're doing here is nothing new or shocking, just sad. But carry on, by all means. Trolling the Dojo is back in fashion after all.

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Re: Are you an alpha male?

Postby QWERTY » Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:18 pm

Let's Get Sweaty wrote: It really doesn't take more than an amateur to spot a posturing try-hard. What you're doing here is nothing new or shocking, just sad. But carry on, by all means. Trolling the Dojo is back in fashion after all.


I'm not trolling. As an alpha male, I'm just engaging some betas in idle chit-chat while I wait for my missus to sort her fucking hair out before we go to a party. I'm not trying to shock, just being honest. I can't help it if you're a hater. Allow dat.
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Re: Are you an alpha male?

Postby Bluecast » Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:24 pm

In America we call people like Qwerty red necks. Yes I m sure there is some brit slang for fat losers like me but was just saying.
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Re: Are you an alpha male?

Postby Let's Get Sweaty » Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:27 pm

QWERTY™ wrote:I'm not trolling. As an alpha male, I'm just engaging some betas in idle chit-chat while I wait for my missus to sort her fucking hair out before we go to a party. I'm not trying to shock, just being honest. I can't help it if you're a hater. Allow dat.

You're right, far be it from me to judge the datedness of gimmick posting. I'm relatively new to this forum so for all I know, it may be a new phenomenon here. I doubt it, but it may be. So if you need me I'll be in another thread, starting a LOLcats craze.
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Re: Are you an alpha male?

Postby QWERTY » Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:30 pm

Ryudo wrote: In America we call people like Qwerty red necks. Yes I m sure there is some brit slang for fat losers like me but was just saying.


Pffft. You're so far from the truth it's insane. But as an alpha male I'll respect your opinion and leave you to it.

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QWERTY™ wrote:I'm not trolling. As an alpha male, I'm just engaging some betas in idle chit-chat while I wait for my missus to sort her fucking hair out before we go to a party. I'm not trying to shock, just being honest. I can't help it if you're a hater. Allow dat.

You're right, far be it from me to judge the datedness of gimmick posting. I'm relatively new to this forum so for all I know, it may be a new phenomenon here. I doubt it, but it may be. So if you need me I'll be in another thread, starting a LOLcats craze.


That's cool. Each to their own. People have been complaining about how dead it is here recently, and I think as an alpha male it's my duty to kick off some discussion.
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Re: Are you an alpha male?

Postby Kenny » Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:02 pm

That or sometimes it's fun to start a fire and watch others try to put it out.
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Re: Are you an alpha male?

Postby white lotus » Fri Mar 29, 2013 7:00 pm

No. I've never had a girlfriend or boyfriend. I'm too shy to talk to people I like. I hate myself for that.
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Re: Are you an alpha male?

Postby Mitsuzuki » Fri Mar 29, 2013 7:44 pm

On relaxing nights, I chill out watching Conan the Barbarian while eating raw bear meat (from a creature I felled with my own bare hands) and washing it down with straight gin out of a rusty goblet. Sometimes it's good to take it easy, you know.

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Re: Are you an alpha male?

Postby Bambi » Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:48 pm

MiTT3NZ wrote: People aren't just copy/pasted sheep that a lot of people on the internet typecast them as (see the irony btw?)

This definitely, this has always puzzled me. I lurk a lot of communities and it's an opinion that I've seen thrown out on a regular basis. Aside from an actual common interest or point of view, conformity, to some degree is part of a normal social skill-set and I've never particularly cared for those unable to accept it.

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Re: Are you an alpha male?

Postby Rakim » Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:02 pm

white lotus wrote: No. I've never had a girlfriend or boyfriend. I'm too shy to talk to people I like. I hate myself for that.


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Re: Are you an alpha male?

Postby Bluecast » Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:06 pm

Usually when a gif has text like that the lips sync.

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