I swear I've got the magic touch with consoles, I've had a whole bunch consoles over the years, and never, not even once, have I had a hardware malfuntion. I had a 60 gig fat PS3 from day one until 2011 when I sold it, never an issue, I've had two 360's over the years (due to me selling the first one, which was bought near launch) and never had an issue. I also had pretty much every other mainstream console you can think of since the PS/n64 era and no issues. I've had my Dreamcast since launch, and that baby still purrs like kitten and works fine.
I really hope I haven't jinxed myself now.