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Man tries to have sex with Hornets nest. Man dies.

Postby Who Really Cares? » Wed May 15, 2013 10:06 am

A man so bloated that a neighbour who saw his body on a lawn mistook it for a whale carcass was stung to death by hornets after apparently trying to have sex with their nest.

The 35-year-old, known as Hasse, was found unconscious after his reportedly stinging sex session.

The apparently misguided man died an hour after he was located on his farm in Ystad, Sweden.

A neighbour said he looked like a beached whale, due to the inflammation caused by the stings.

Following an autopsy that revealed Hasse had 146 stings on his body – 54 of those on his genitals – authorities came to the conclusion he tried to have sex with the hornets’ nest.

Police are said to have found semen and the deceased man’s pubic hair on a few of the dead insects and at the opening of the nest.

Unsurprisingly, the reports of the unfortunate event did not go down well with animal rights campaigners, who expressed concern for the hornets.


http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/15/man-repor ... s-3760129/

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Re: Man tries to have sex with Hornets nest. Man dies.

Postby Sonikku » Wed May 15, 2013 10:16 am

Those poor hornets. :cry:
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Re: Man tries to have sex with Hornets nest. Man dies.

Postby Brothaman » Wed May 15, 2013 10:30 am

Man, that was just dumb. :no:
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Re: Man tries to have sex with Hornets nest. Man dies.

Postby Master Kyodai » Wed May 15, 2013 10:50 am

I guess that was an amazing experience.
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Re: Man tries to have sex with Hornets nest. Man dies.

Postby Mitsuzuki » Wed May 15, 2013 12:15 pm

Man, what a buzzkill.
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Re: Man tries to have sex with Hornets nest. Man dies.

Postby Axm » Wed May 15, 2013 12:28 pm

What a bunch of whorenets..

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Re: Man tries to have sex with Hornets nest. Man dies.

Postby Let's Get Sweaty » Wed May 15, 2013 1:04 pm

The story's not real, but if it were to happen, I'm sure police would catch him in the act with a sting operation, before taking him to the nearest hospital for more sting operations.

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Re: Man tries to have sex with Hornets nest. Man dies.

Postby Bluecast » Wed May 15, 2013 1:27 pm

My head is buzzing from the puns
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Re: Man tries to have sex with Hornets nest. Man dies.

Postby Thief » Wed May 15, 2013 3:30 pm

Looks like the pain was un-bear-able! 8-[
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Postby Axm » Wed May 15, 2013 4:52 pm

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Re: Man tries to have sex with Hornets nest. Man dies.

Postby Absentia » Wed May 15, 2013 5:15 pm

This story is a load of beeswax
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Re: Man tries to have sex with Hornets nest. Man dies.

Postby silent killer » Thu May 16, 2013 1:26 am

Thief wrote: Looks like the pain was un-bear-able! 8-[
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Postby Stocke » Thu May 16, 2013 10:59 am

Natural selection finds a way.
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Re: Man tries to have sex with Hornets nest. Man dies.

Postby AnimeGamer183 » Thu May 16, 2013 3:35 pm

And I thought I was kinky O_O
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Re: Man tries to have sex with Hornets nest. Man dies.

Postby ys » Sat May 18, 2013 8:06 pm

Metro now mentions that it's from a Swedish site with fake news : http://nyheternasverige.se/forsokte-ha- ... gbo-avled/

The original article is obviously meant as humor. The last names of the witness and expert are "flashy" versions of words like hardon, genitalia. They also have relevant information like "Hasse" being well known in local "pub circles" :P
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