Any english translation of this video?

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It's a long shot, but I'm wondering if anyone is Russian here who can translate this song to english (if possible, judging by the video the lyrics might be totally out there.)

Also enjoy the video, its pure gold! Good song too.

Конь стучит копытом, свинка желудь ест,
Во дворе корыто, за забором крест...
Воробьишко плотный долбит клювом дерн,
В заводи болотной трудится бобер.

Пошто, пока я мылся в бане,
Мою корову увели?
Пошто, когда я был в районе,
Вы на Михрютку донесли?

Котик полосатый простоквашку пьет,
Старичок горбатый по полю идет,
Дети, сбившись в кучу, тащат борону,
Где-то пес певуче воет на Луну.

Пошто, еще хочу спросить я,
Сынишку взяли в СВИАХИМ?
Пошто Полкаша, друг сердечный,
Колхозной лошадью убит?
Пошто племянник мой любимый
Теперь под деревом лежит?

Покосилась крыша, лужи у дверей.
Спят в амбаре мыши, под окном пырей,
Нету мочи боле на печи сидеть,
Там, в лесу на воле ждет меня медведь!

[St. Elmo's Fire]

It's A Long shot, But I'm wondering if anyone here is Russian WHO can Translate this song to English (if Possible, judging by the video the lyrics might be totally out there.) Also enjoy the video, ITS pure gold! Good song too.


knocking horse hoof pig eating an acorn, a trough in the yard behind the fence cross ... Sparrow tight hammer beak turf in beaver creek marsh works. why until I washed in the bath, my cow taken away? why, when I was in the area, you are on the Mihryutku denounced? Kitty striped prostokvashku drinks, hunchbacked old man on the field is going, kids, huddling together, drag harrow, Somewhere singsong dog howls at the moon. why still want to ask me, son took SVIAHIM? why Polkasha, one heart, collective farm horse killed? nephew why my favorite now lies under a tree? rickety roof, puddle at the door. They sleep in the barn mouse couch under the window, Neto urine Bole on the stove to sit there, in the woods on the outside waiting for me Bear!

This is how it looked when I took up Chrome's offer of translation!

[Rakim]

I like it. Couldn't find any legit translations for you, though.