Most shocking Shenmue 2 ending you can think of.

[FlagshipFighter]

It's safe to say that even after 14 years we're all just now starting to pick our collective jaws off the floor after witnessing the most esoteric event in the history of vidogames close out Shenmue 2.

What pray tell would or could have made this ending even more bizarre?

I always thought Ryo and Shenhua could have turned around in that cave and saw Iwao Hazuki standing there. THAT would have made the ending truly mind-blowing.

[FlagshipFighter]

After the cave cutscene, Ryo passes out, and wakes up in his bed, finding that his entire adventure had been a dream... or so it would seem. He gets up, walks to the kitchen and finds Iwao eating breakfast.
Before Ryo is able to gather his wits to think of something to say, the phone rings. He picks up, and hears Shen Hua's voice. She says "you weren't supposed to leave! You have to come back! YOU HAVE TO COME BACK!!! THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE DEPENDS ON YOU!!"
The scene cuts to an exterior view of the house, pans around to show the entrance of the residence, and we see a black car stopping just outside the gate.
Roll end credits.

^produced and directed by Three Blades

[FlagshipFighter]

Then Ryo runs to Fuku -Sans room grabs an AK 47 and runs outside and starts shooting the blacksuits and Lan Di.

Lan Di lays gasping for life on the ground and Ryo yells "father get out here and watch me get my revenge from when I was in an alternate timeline and you got killed!"

Iwao runs outside and screams "Ryo what the fuck Lan Di is my friend and he was coming to visit me on my wedding day!"

Ryo "Father... you're getting married... to who!?"

Iwao: "I'm marrying Fuku san gay marriage is legal now god dammit!"

Ryo: "Jesus Christ father! I will never allow you to marry Fuku San. Ryo then shoots Iwao and kills him."

Just then a second Ryo materializes in front of him.

Second Ryo" I'm here from the future to avenge my fathers death! Have at you!

First Ryo: "If you kill me then YOU will never exist in the future to get revenge on your past self in the first place!"

Lan Di" HEY! Will one of you Ryo assholes finally kill me or do I have to wait for Shenmue 3!"

Both Ryos "THIS IS SHENMUE 3!"

[FlagshipFighter]

Shenhua takes off her clothes and Ryo says "Let's get sweaty!"

[amiga1200]

(ryo after ordeal) now for some downtime.
treating myself to an amiga computer, so i can jam and make tunes, and play some great games. still keeping the saturn for panzer dragoon regardless.

[Lan Di-sama]

I always thought Ryo and Shenhua could have turned around in that cave and saw Iwao Hazuki standing there. THAT would have made the ending truly mind-blowing.

To which Shenhua would exclaim, "Oh, there you are Father! I thought something happened to you"

[SMDzero]

^ Then Ryo turns to the camera and says "Oh snap!"

Roll credits to Nelly Ride Wit Me.

[Sonne2]

^ Then Ryo turns to the camera and says "Oh snap!"

Roll credits to Nelly Ride Wit Me.

That would have been dope.

[Calshot]

Shenmue III coming soon.

[amiga1200]

(ryo on reflection and reevaluation) nahh!
sorry girls, i'm all outta bubblegum til 3.
may as well get a life, it'll be roughly fourteen to fifteen years in the planning/making before i'm commissioned to kick ass again.
hardly aged at all since that fateful day, and i'll be back to crush skulls, and set the record straight, once and for all.
see you 2015/16 perhaps?!

[rome]

The End.

[shengoro86]

Lan Di takes Shen Hua's power for the Chi You.

Chi You becomes resurrected.

The Chi You stalks Ryo when he sleeps in his bed in Yokosuka saying Chi You is love... Chi You is life.

The end.

[FlagshipFighter]

Picture the scene...It's the end of Shenmue 2. You know, that part where Ryo and Shenhua gaze lovingly into each other's eyes in the cave? Well, imagine this but at the very last second, picture "Shenhua's" lips curling to reveal a twisted a smile, her eyes begin to bulge and her posture slowly starts to deteriorate...

Purple knockout gas permeates throughout the air as Shenhua's clothes fly in the air. As the purple fog clears, a loud shrieking "HEGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!" is the last sound Ryo hears before being knocked unconscious. Shenhua was Chai all along! Chai steals the mirror, joins the chiyoumen and marries Lan Di.

[Sonikku]

Shen Hua reveals the mirrors are actually ancient artifacts that when combined enable the user to move through time. She then asks Ryo what he will do now with said power. See Feudal Japan and the age of the Samurai? Go back a few months and save his father's life? Nope. He buys himself a Sega Saturn and returns to the 80's. BOO YA! SEGA SATURN!! Rocking Virtua Fighter 2 up in this shit while everyone else makes do with Space Harrior. Suckers!

[FlagshipFighter]

Ryo and Shenhua turn away from the giant mirrors and see Lan Di standing there butt-naked.

Lan Di: Help me!! On my way here I got caught in the rain and had to burn my clothes in the cave to stay warm!!!

Ryo: You walked naked all the way here?

Lan Di: Don't have to rub it in but yes! I mean I was surrounded by nature.. walking the trail.. listening to the music.. it was kinda liberating.

Shenhua: You DO realize there was wood in that cave you could have burned instead of your clothes.

Lan Di: Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shenhua: You just wanted an excuse to walk through nature naked didn't you?

Lan Di: Well...... hey Ryo can I at least borrow your pants until we get to Bailu Village.. then I promise we can have some epic fight or whatever.

Ryo: I just bought these!

Shenhua: Just give him the pants I don't want to drag him into Bailu Village bare ass naked!

Ryo: Ahh.. at least wash them when you're done.

Lan Di: Yeah not going to do that. oh these jeans are so restrictive I'm used to my free flowing dress!

Ryo: Damn!


THE STORY GOES ON....