Favorite Dojo moments?

[Cyberman]

Post your favorite Dojo moments in this topic. Mine obviously has to be my alter egos in the Junk Forum. Its been 9 years but I remember one of my alter egos, Santa With muscles cussing with Henry Spencer like it was yesterday.

[Hyo Razuki]

Speaking about the legendary Junk Forum... Do you remember the infamous "I just lost my virginity last night" topic? It was hillarious. Must have been my favorite Dojo moment, next to the Shenmue 3 announcement, of course.

[amiga1200]

well, hard to say really?!
got the treatment from a select few FUCKHEADS upon entry.
yes, posted in my own style, and some SHITHEADS outright accused me of being somebody else (or the same) and sock puppeting.
needless to say, situation resolved itself by proxy of third-party staff actions.
they banned a guy with the same username the DICKHEAD few users were accusing me of, and did those DICKLESS wonders even apologise after the fact, after it was clear i'm an individual and NOT some alter-ego?
LIKE FUCK!
the pezzy little fuckwits didn't have the good grace to admit THEY fucked up, and remain seen as mummys boys fuckheads by myself, til they STAND UP and TAKE ACCOUNTABILITY and publicly apologise, to offset the public shit the gave me.

[Riku Rose]

^Shut up Brosause.

[Cyberman]

Speaking about the legendary Junk Forum... Do you remember the infamous "I just lost my virginity last night" topic? It was hillarious. Must have been my favorite Dojo moment, next to the Shenmue 3 announcement, of course.

I just barely remember it.

[amiga1200]

^Shut up Brosause.

a sense of humor.
oddly, it's one name i haven't been accused of, til now...

[Hyo Razuki]

Speaking about the legendary Junk Forum... Do you remember the infamous "I just lost my virginity last night" topic? It was hillarious. Must have been my favorite Dojo moment, next to the Shenmue 3 announcement, of course.

I just barely remember it.

It was a troll, talking about how he half-way lost his virginity the night before, but he couldn't really get it up, because it was his first time and he was so nervous. Then, a day or two later he came back and said, him and his girlfriend had tried it again and he banged her like a "salvation army drum roll"

Sadly, I think it is not possible to still find the junk forum threads through the search function, afaik. Maybe Web Archive? What were some of your favorite Junk Forum topics?

[Cyberman]

Without a doubt, the ones created by my alter egos especially the ones created by my Congo/Jeff wannabes.

[St. Elmo's Fire]

amiga1200, fair enough, I did think you were another user, wasn't that sure who, but now I don't. I apologise for being a dick before..

Cyberman, your Jeff alter egos put mine to shame back in the day.

[Sonikku]

Who could forget the Dojo Wars? The United States of Sega will never die.

[Henry Spencer]

Post your favorite Dojo moments in this topic. Mine obviously has to be my alter egos in the Junk Forum. Its been 9 years but I remember one of my alter egos, Santa With muscles cussing with Henry Spencer like it was yesterday.

Hey hey, good to see you again, man. And I remember that clearly too. Good times indeed.
I was going to say, weren't you CONGO and some "Jesus" alter ego too? lol.

[Cyberman]

Post your favorite Dojo moments in this topic. Mine obviously has to be my alter egos in the Junk Forum. Its been 9 years but I remember one of my alter egos, Santa With muscles cussing with Henry Spencer like it was yesterday.

Hey hey, good to see you again, man. And I remember that clearly too. Good times indeed.
I was going to say, weren't you CONGO and some "Jesus" alter ego too? lol.

Congo yes Black Jesus no.

[St. Elmo's Fire]

Then MegaCongo, then Congo Macuis, then Congo 2.0, then....Christ, it's amazing how much of all that I remember, considering how long ago it was. Can't actually remember which name I used when I pretended to be him though...

[Cyberman]

Wasn't it Neo Congo? Also remember UnknownSoldier? I completely forgotten about him.

[Riku Rose]

^Shut up Brosause.

a sense of humor.
oddly, it's one name i haven't been accused of, til now...

You haven't earned the right to joke with me. Don't do it again.