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Would you rather?

Postby Thief » Fri Aug 21, 2015 10:53 pm

I went into the other "would you rather" topic expecting something different.

I'll pose a difficult "would you rather" question, someone can then answer it and then pose their own.

Would you rather pee an apple or poo a watermelon?

GO!
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby myshtuff » Fri Aug 21, 2015 11:05 pm

Your anus can shrink back. Your dick hole can't.
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Thief » Fri Aug 21, 2015 11:21 pm

myshtuff wrote: Your anus can shrink back. Your dick hole can't.


I don't know if there's any recovering from a watermelon, there's gotta be a limit.
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Sonikku » Sat Aug 22, 2015 12:16 am

Thief wrote: I went into the other "would you rather" topic expecting something different.

I'll pose a difficult "would you rather" question, someone can then answer it and then pose their own.

Would you rather pee an apple or poo a watermelon?

GO!


Either would probably kill you.
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby amiga1200 » Sat Aug 22, 2015 1:06 am

:P
a quick end.
would you rather:
a, eat the biz end of a 12 gauge 4 foot long butterfly, both barrels of buckshot at point blank range.
or...
b, go classy and gucci and ask the S.A.S. boys to take your skull clean off using a 50 caliber armour piercing anti-tank rifle?
i'd prefer military grade, shows the commitment and dedication to accuracy and efficiency.
:mrgreen:
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Monkei » Sat Aug 22, 2015 7:41 am

Classic (not to be confused with classy) question:

Would you rather
a) eat a handfull of shit that tastes like the most awesome and delicious chocolate you ever ate, or
b) eat a handfull of chocolate that tastes (and smells) like the most disgusting kind of excrement you erm.. ever ate?

No long term consequences for your health in any case.
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Kenny » Sat Aug 22, 2015 3:07 pm

Ya'll motherfuckers have fun answering those questions.

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Re: Would you rather?

Postby OL » Sun Aug 23, 2015 7:53 pm

Man, you guys are totally missing the potential of this topic. You immediately jump to the gross-out shit.
Much better question:


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Keep in mind, this totally determines whether you're racist or not.
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Monkei » Mon Aug 24, 2015 9:12 am

The one on the right. Is that Katy Perry?
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby south carmain » Mon Aug 24, 2015 9:54 am

Monkei wrote:The one on the right. Is that Katy Perry?

Looks like kanye west to me
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Shibiryo » Sat Aug 29, 2015 1:49 pm

south carmain wrote:
Monkei wrote:The one on the right. Is that Katy Perry?

Looks like kanye west to me

Looks like justin bieber to him
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby DaMulder » Sat Aug 29, 2015 2:49 pm

Now here's one:

Would you rather:

1. Have sex with a very ugly, smelly tootless fat hag (female)

2. Have sex with a very attractive young man.

Gays and girls are not excluded from this question, their answer will just be very boring.
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby OL » Sat Aug 29, 2015 4:11 pm

DaMulder wrote:Gays and girls are not excluded from this question, their answer will just be very boring.


I think the answer might be a little boring regardless.
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby amiga1200 » Sat Aug 29, 2015 4:47 pm

DaMulder wrote:Now here's one:

Would you rather:

1. Have sex with a very ugly, smelly tootless fat hag (female)

2. Have sex with a very attractive young man.

Gays and girls are not excluded from this question, their answer will just be very boring.
^^ none!
sooner wind up the S.A.S. (they love to fight and kill for their corporate masters) and die in a violent shootout.
my rounds would likely miss the target.
at least they have cannon-rifles and 50 caliber AP rounds designed to pierce tank armour, and would make VERY light work of the human body/skull.
splash it to the four corners of the globe.
i'd sooner eat a 50 caliber AP round at point-blank range than do any of that. :P (that's what i'd rather do than screw a munter, or go gay.) :mrgreen:
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or face a shape charge at point-blank range.
british claymores wipe out entire areas, and made for kill zones. :P
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Re: Would you rather?

Postby Thief » Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:04 pm

OL wrote: Man, you guys are totally missing the potential of this topic. You immediately jump to the gross-out shit.
Much better question:


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Keep in mind, this totally determines whether you're racist or not.


Neither.

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