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Shenmue Jokes Thread

Postby SMDzero » Tue Jan 19, 2016 9:33 pm

What does Ryo wash his hair with?


Shenpoo.

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Re: Shenmue Jokes Thread

Postby Let's Get Sweaty » Fri Jan 22, 2016 3:32 am

What's Ryo's favorite weather condition?

Icy.


How does a Shenmue fan get into a locked enclosure for exotic animals bred in captivity?

Yu Suzuki.


But how will we find one of those?

Ryo Hazuki.


How did the monarch of British lavatories introduce himself to a unique strain of germs that target only Jedi knights and Sixth lords, while playing Shenmue?

"I'm Loo King, Force ailers."

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Re: Shenmue Jokes Thread

Postby Switch » Fri Jan 22, 2016 5:11 am

=D> Heh heh, nicely crafted!

The last one is a bit of a stretch... :)
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Re: Shenmue Jokes Thread

Postby shengoro86 » Fri Jan 22, 2016 1:03 pm

LOL
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Re: Shenmue Jokes Thread

Postby SMDzero » Fri Jan 22, 2016 5:45 pm

I don't get it?
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Re: Shenmue Jokes Thread

Postby Taren Fox » Sat Jan 23, 2016 4:42 am

Awesome Japan.



Biggest Shenmue related joke.

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Re: Shenmue Jokes Thread

Postby SMDzero » Sat Jan 23, 2016 5:19 am

Why does Ryo hate cookies?

Because everyone keeps saying to him "Oh hey Oreo!"

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Re: Shenmue Jokes Thread

Postby SMDzero » Thu Feb 04, 2016 9:10 am

Why does Fuku-San hate his father?

Because he kept telling him "F*ck-You-Son!"

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Re: Shenmue Jokes Thread

Postby FlagshipFighter » Thu Feb 04, 2016 7:42 pm

What did Xiuying adopt the name Master Lishao Tao?

Because she was fed up with all the guys walking past saying 'Schwing!'

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Re: Shenmue Jokes Thread

Postby Jibby » Thu Feb 04, 2016 10:48 pm

Knock Knock...

Nobody's home?

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Re: Shenmue Jokes Thread

Postby SMDzero » Fri Feb 05, 2016 3:04 am

Why does Ryo keep getting raped?


Because during sex he keeps yelling "No-zomi No-zomi!!!"
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Re: Shenmue Jokes Thread

Postby GYO6161 » Fri Feb 05, 2016 4:24 am

I''ll just leave this here.....Image

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Re: Shenmue Jokes Thread

Postby Sonoshee » Fri Feb 05, 2016 4:44 am

SMDzero wrote: Why does Ryo hate cookies?

Because everyone keeps saying to him "Oh hey Oreo!"


:lol: =D>
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Re: Shenmue Jokes Thread

Postby Kiske » Fri Feb 05, 2016 4:51 am

Can Ryo defeat a Ninja and how?

Sure he can!


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I'm ashamed of myself.

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Re: Shenmue Jokes Thread

Postby SMDzero » Fri Feb 05, 2016 6:24 am

What did Ryo say when he saw two men kissing in public?


Perhaps they're out?
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