Special Shenmue Dojo edition:
Handwriting can be difficult to read in some parts, so i'll just type the dialogue here:
Pig: I'm checking the dojo and see if there's any news on Shenmue twee!
*checks*
Pig: WHAT? SHENMOO TWEE...CANCELLED?!! After YEARS of waiting it got cancelled?!! ARGH! I are gonna kill Yu Suzuki!!!
(I are got carpel tunnel in my masturbation hand)
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Duck: You're booked. Enjoy your flight to Japan, sir.
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Suzuki: Sega fan? Ooh, are you the one who sent us these super neato toys by mail, huh?
(why you look at me like that?)