by KiBa » Thu Oct 04, 2012 2:14 am
As soon as the following happened to me five minutes ago, I was like, "I have to go post this in 'Things that pissed you off' on the Shenmue Dojo."
So, it's the middle of the night in the middle of America, and I need some food. I go to the kitchen (huge red ant problems, so I'm extra careful about not leaving crumbs anywhere). It's dark; I just have one small lamp on the counter. I open my box of Special K, take out the bag, and pour some in a bowl. Then I carefully start rolling down the top of the now half empty plastic cereal bag in order to put a clip on it before sticking back in the cardboard box. You get the idea. Well, the bottom of the bag blows out! I'm still in a state of shock as I type this. Every damned inch of my kitchen is covered with bottom-of-the-bag micro crumbs, and it's all stuck in my sneakers, spreading it all over the apartment (you know, for the cockroaches!). I have never experienced a domestic disaster of this magnitude before.