by OL » Fri Jul 04, 2014 5:21 pm
I was flipping through the channel guide and saw that Girl Meets World -- the sort of updated version of Boy Meets World -- was just about to come on. I didn't have high hopes for it or anything, but I was at least hoping for something relatively akin to the original show.
I never thought so when it first came on, but having seen reruns of the first couple seasons of Boy Meets World more recently on tv, I was surprised to find that it was actually really good. Despite being aimed at a family audience, it actually had some genuinely good writing, not to mention that the cast all had an incredible sense of likability to them. Compared to other family sitcoms of the mid-90s (Family Matters, Step By Step, Full House), Boy Meets World was really, really good. And I say that with almost no nostalgic attachment, since I kind of avoided it back in the day.
So anyway, back to Girl Meets World... I was surprised and immediately a bit dismayed to see that it was on the Disney Channel; never a good sign for a sitcom. Disney's tv division tends to specialize in a certain kind of cringy, dumbed-down style of comedy that often feels too stupid even for ten-year-olds. But hey, in this particular case, the show is being handled by Michael Jacobs, who created the original show, and also features the characters of Cory and Topanga as the parents this time.
Inspired idea, right?
It actually sounded kind of cool to me when I first heard about the show a while back. So it can't be that bad, right?
Nope... no, it's just as bad as all the other made-for-retarded-monkeys programming that Disney produces these days. It was nice to see Ben Savage as Cory again; the guy serious speaks just like he did when he was a kid, so he's still got the same kind of charisma that used to hold the other show up so well.
But the actual main characters? Cory and Topanga's daughter and her "cool" best friend?
Not a shred of charm between them. And the writing doesn't help things a bit. I honestly could not watch more than ten minutes of it. I face-palmed so many times I started to get a headache.
Are children really so dumb nowadays that this is the kind of crap that gets made to appeal to them? If you've ever seen anything related to Hannah Montana, iCarly, Victorious, or any of those other awful Disney shows, this is exactly like them. Except with an uglier cast.
This shit is harder to watch than Schindler's List.
And the name doesn't even make sense. "Boy Meets World" was a play on the term "boy meets girl." So if your show is called "Girl Meets World"...
...hell, I dunno, maybe she's a lesbian.
Anyway, it's not like I was hoping to find a new show to follow or anything; I knew it would basically be for kids, so I knew it wasn't going to "grab" me or anything. I don't generally follow sitcoms these days anyway. But I was at least hoping it would have the same kind of humor of the original, that type where the kids can watch and enjoy the silliness of it all, but the parents can watch as well and still get a laugh or two. The 90s had a surprising amount of stuff like that.
Nowadays? Not quite so much.
It's an incredibly weird paradox. I mean, kids are clearly getting smarter in general, thanks to the internet and all that. But then you see that this is the kind of entertainment they watch... and you can't help but think that we must be raising the single dumbest generation the world has ever seen. I can't figure out which one is the truth.
Ha, look at that... didn't expect to type such a wall of text off of eight minutes of a tv show. Joy.