Imminent Loneliness

[Riku Rose]

Punch a teacher. Worst case is you get suspended for a bit. Just make sure it's a teacher no one likes. When you come back no one will mess with you and no teacher will give you shit.

I knew a kid who showed a teacher his dick and got kicked out but no one respected him for that as it was just weird and not badass. Someone else sprayed deodorant in a teachers eye but he was in and out of school so much that he never got the benefit of the respect he earned.

[Kenny]

Take some bath salts and eat someone's face off.

Bet you'll have plenty to talk about when you come down on your high.

[Calshot]

Do depressed 15 year olds still listen to Evanescence and blog on their livejournal? Try that.

[Axm]

Hi Brosause. I'm 15 too and I like this website called Myspace. My dad told me he used to hook up with chicks on there especially if they had animated stars falling down on the profile page. (Sometimes it takes a few minutes to load) Get on a girls top 10 friends, give her a Blink 182 CD and say goodbye to your loneliness.

[Brosauce]

Hi Brosause. I'm 15 too and I like this website called Myspace. My dad told me he used to hook up with chicks on there especially if they had animated stars falling down on the profile page. (Sometimes it takes a few minutes to load) Get on a girls top 10 friends, give her a Blink 182 CD and say goodbye to you loneliness.

I don't want to associate myself with girls yet, not saying that I don't like them.

[south carmain]

You guys are big bullies. You should be ashamed of yourselves the dojo is supposed to be a no bully zone now.

[Riku Rose]

At my school there was actually something called bully club where kids who got bullied could go for support (rather then the school just deal with it). They gave everyone who went a little book where they could write down everytime someone was mean to them which normally got stolen by bullies. It totally backfired as rather then being picked on for being a nerd or gay kids got bullied for going to bully club. One assembly they had all the members do some weird hipster type show where they explained how people bullied them and why it hurt, for the rest of school everyone just used that to be twisted shits.

I think about that about once every 6 months and just laugh at how the teacher who set it up obviously had such good intentions and fucked it up so badly. Bully club should really have followed the first two rules of Fight Club.

[Brosauce]

Today at school I was called a lone ranger.

other place where I posted this http://banditsghetto.forumcity.com/viewtopic.php?p=154189#154189

[OL]

Is anyone else having a hard time figuring out if he's just a really bad troll, or if he's seriously just so young that everything he says seems kind of silly?

[Riku Rose]

I'm guessing his this guy: viewtopic.php?f=2&t=47484

No idea if he's an autistic 15 year old or someone who thinks they're pulling a great prank which is falling flat or has the weirdest long game in mind.

[Axm]

Shenmue is older than him. I dont know if we should be ashamed of ourselves that we've all liked a video game longer than a human who can ejaculate has been alive or be happy this kid can relate to us old people still. He also thinks Halo 2 was the best mind you.

If not a troll I say we groom him into becoming a mod one day when we've all fucked off. He just has to change his stupid name and make up his mind on being British or Asian. The emo stuff is just a phase that'll pass. Otherwise I like him.

[Kenny]

The signs are all there. Why else would you go to a MB based off some old ass videogame only old farts give a shit about and post something intimate?

Youngsters have tumblr for that. I call shenanigans.

[Brosauce]

Shenmue is older than him. I dont know if we should be ashamed of ourselves that we've all liked a video game longer than a human who can ejaculate has been alive or be happy this kid can relate to us old people still. He also thinks Halo 2 was the best mind you.

If not a troll I say we groom him into becoming a mod one day when we've all fucked off. He just has to change his stupid name and make up his mind on being British or Asian. The emo stuff is just a phase that'll pass. Otherwise I like him.

Thank you. Regarding what you've said. I've made up my mind on being British since I have been born here and have lived here ever since. The original post is not a troll. It is seriously the daily agony that I have to face in school everyday. I can't even go 5 minutes without being pissed of by something or someone.

[OL]

Yeah, that's called being a teenager. And apparently you have no idea what real agony is.

[Peter]

Oh Christ. He's brought a friend:

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