by ShenGCH » Sun Jan 29, 2017 1:33 am
Goro's Groundhog Day; a game in which everyone's favourite denim-clad greaser wannabe starts off his day with a boiled egg. However, it's a bad egg, but only upon reaching the harbour for his daily loiter do the effects begin to take hold. There isn't a bus in sight, a vacant corner away from prying eyes, and he certainly won't make it home without making an omelette in his underwear, so he assumes his infamous "Must-a had me a bad egg this mornin'!" pose and ventures forth in search of a toilet.
In what can only be described as a combination of keeping your balance in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater and the book airing sections of Shenmue II, players must guide the coiffured waddler to the nearest toilet (of which there are eight possible locations, picked at random each day), making sure to avoid forklifts, Mad Angels, sailors, and security guards in order to get the poor sod there as quickly as possible while, at the same time, not overexerting him. Keeping an eye on the 'Expulsion' metre, and an eye out for power-ups, is essential for success.
Rinse and repeat.
ShenGCH has received a thanks from: Mr357